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Mike Singletary Continues To Be Awesome

Especially regarding his motivation techniques.

At halftime of that game, Singletary called for the attention of his players. He then dropped his pants, turned around and pointed to his backside. He used this occasion and that visual to describe what happened to his team in the first half.

A NFL source inside the room confirmed the story with my radio partner, XTRA 910 football guru Mike Jurecki, and added that Singletary then addressed the team for 3-4 minutes with his pants around his ankles.

If You Are A Football Player Who Doesn’t ike Cheerleaders

You must play for the Steelers.

“I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.

The practice by the Redskins cheerleaders was so legendary around the league that when commissioner Roger Goodell sent out a memo to all teams last year banning the practice some dubbed the “Redskins Rule.”

“It can be [distracting], let’s be truthful. They’ve done it before. I’ve heard a rumor that they’re not allowed to do it anymore.”

If You Are A Phillies Phan

Be proud this guy is one of you.

John Daly+Hooters =Arrest Goodness!

And the mug shot is priceless.

Someone at the restaurant called EMS after he lost consciousness. Paramedics say Daly refused to go to the hospital so they called for help from police.

Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital.

Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.

They escorted him to the Forsyth County Jail where he spent 24 hours in a “sober up” area.

You Mean Peter Frampton Is Still Alive?

He is. He lives in Ohio, and is an American citizen now.

The Grammy winner is complaining that signs showing his preference for the Democratic presidential candidate have been stolen repeatedly at his home in the upscale and predominantly Republican Cincinnati suburb of Indian Hill.

Frampton, 58, is so angry, he called The Cincinnati Enquirer asking to be interviewed.

The British-born singer of “Show Me the Way” and other hits told the newspaper that one reason he became a U.S. citizen was so he could vote. Now, he says his American rights to free speech and political speech are being violated and it “bugs” him.

If You Plan On Drinking From A Hose

Don’t be like this guy.

Staff at the home were told to monitor him after he was seen drinking from the hosepipe but he was soon spotted again standing by the tap in soaking clothes.
Mr Else was given medication but was later discovered lying in a pool of water by the hose.
He was pronounced dead at the Royal Berkshire Hospital in Reading, and a post-mortem revealed he had died as a result of over-consumption of water.
Patima Silima, deputy manager of the Voyage centre in Theale, near Reading, Berks, told the inquest that her staff had done all they could to monitor Mr Else’s behaviour on May 25, the day he died.
She said: ‘I spotted him drinking water from the hosepipe in the garden at around 5pm, so I told the staff to monitor him.
‘A little later I looked out into the garden and saw him trying to turn the hosepipe tap off. His jumper and knees were wet, so for me it was clear he had been drinking again.
‘We brought him indoors and gave him some medication to calm him down and he seemed to be fine.’
But Mrs Silima told the hearing that she was called into the garden at 8.15pm to find Mr Else collapsed on the ground.
She added: ‘His lips had changed colour and he was cold.’
Pathologist Dr Colin McCormick said Mr Else had died from over-consumption of water which had diluted the levels of sodium in his blood, causing heart failure

Lawrence Taylor Is Still Awesome

Here he was on the Howard Stern Show recently.

Howard then began investigating LT’s romantic resume, but LT stonewalled him on most fronts, including OJ’s daughter, Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife and even OJ’s girlfriend. LT confessed that he’s redirected the energy he used to spend on womanizing to the golf course, which usually involved a “friendly” wager and was often followed by dinner at his favorite strip club, Tootsie’s.

Howard asked how much a handjob cost at his favorite strip club, and LT laughed: “I heard they were about 75 dollars…I heard that in the back, you gotta pay. But I don’t go in the back.”

LT explained that his schedule didn’t allow him any time to stray: “It’s better now that I do what I want and the stress of going out there [and messing around is gone]. I got what I need.” The crew then wondered if LT would ever want to be a coach, but his response was quick: “I would rather watch two chickens f’ than coach football.”

My Kind Of Woman!

See how classy this lady was once she started drinking?

The subject got out and started crying. An officer saw the vehicle was in reverse gear, its tires spinning. The subject smelled of alcohol and tripped and fell while being escorted to a cruiser.

She agreed to a field sobriety test but said she desperately needed to urinate. She then tried to walk to the side of the road and pull down her pants.

The subject was placed in the cruiser and taken to a police department interview room and asked if she needed the bathroom. She became agitated and said she would relieve herself in the interview room.

She then urinated in her pants and on the chair where she sat, then urinated again before being escorted to the bathroom. She refused sobriety tests, and was arrested for operating a vehicle intoxicated.

If See Some Missing Pigs

Try not to eat them.

Residents who find the pigs should contact the county Office of Emergency Services, Chapman said after Tuesday’s meeting.

But if they don’t do that, they should wait at least 30 days or make sure the pigs are tested for antibiotics and other drugs before they are slaughtered, he said.

The company that owns the pigs contacted OES about the possible health risk, Chapman said. He did not know exactly what drugs the pigs had been given.

“If they’ve been dosed recently, there could be a health risk,” he said. “We were just told by the company that they had been medicated.”

During long hauls, animals are usually given large doses of penicillin or other antibiotics, such as Terramycin, to ward off shipping fever and other sickness, Chapman said.

The pigs in question were being hauled from North Carolina to Iowa when the tractor-trailer ran off W.Va. 34 on Oct. 15.

About 13 pigs were loose following the accident, Chapman said. County authorities were able to round up all but five, he said.