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I’m Back!

Edward Von Bear — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 20:02:41 +0000

Well, sort of.

The serious stuff will still be at DPUD and IB. But the random silliness I bring to the fore can be found on my twitter page.

Now, get the hell off my lawn!

Test. Test. Test.

Edward Von Bear — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 06:22:33 +0000

I’m too tired to write for three sites and balance work and a family. Go to IB or DPUD for the good stuff. I am basically shutting this site down for now until things clear up a bit.

I’m not saying I’m through here for good, just for the time being.

Good Night.

Edward Von Bear — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 06:40:20 +0000

I’m too tired to post much anymore here. I write at IB and DPUD. Go there for the fun.

I may be back soon enough. But I need some time.

If You Are A New England Patriots Cheerleader

Edward Von Bear — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:39:45 +0000

Watch what you do to your drunk friends.

According to the Boston Herald report about her dismissal, the fact that she and her friends put the word or an image of a penis on their friend at least 14 times wasn’t the problem. However, there were also swastikas drawn on his chin and upper back.

Frank Gifford Was Awesome!

Edward Von Bear — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:08:39 +0000

Walter Cronkite Is 92 Today

Edward Von Bear — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 15:44:01 +0000

It’s Election Day

Edward Von Bear — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 05:48:43 +0000

Go Vote.

If You Want To Wear A Cow Or A Horse Costume

Edward Von Bear — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:34:52 +0000

Just try not to get into a fight.

Northern Constabulary said at one stage the fight spilled on to the A96 road and disrupted the flow of traffic.

One man was detained in hospital overnight following the incident, which happened early on Saturday morning.

Straw hat

Police said: “Two of the men were in fancy dress outfits.

“One was dressed as a cow wearing a brown hat and the other as a horse wearing a straw hat. Both of these men are described as stocky/heavily built.

“As a result of this incident, one man was conveyed to Raigmore Hospital where he was detained overnight. His injuries are not life-threatening.”

If You Want To See Naked People Run With Pumpkins On Their Heads

Edward Von Bear — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:14:30 +0000

This is your opportunity.

The citations for indecent exposure Friday night came as dozens of other costumed revelers, including a man with a red cape and a sword, chanted to police officers to let go of the streakers and “find real criminals.”

The event known in Boulder as the Naked Pumpkin Run has been held for 10 years. This year it drew a huge crowd, prompting concern from police.

If You Feel Compelled To Slide Down A Beer Soaked Bowling Alley

Edward Von Bear — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:40:12 +0000

Just know Iowa now allows it.

The Iowa Alcoholic Beverages Division threatened to suspend Darrin Boger’s liquor license after the incident at Lake Lanes. The Iowa Court of Appeals ruled in Boger’s favor on Wednesday.

The case revolved around rumors that Boger planned to sponsor a naked beer slide for riders on RAGBRAI, The Des Moines Register’s Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa.

Boger had covered several lanes with plastic but says he never advertised anything as being naked.