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Hey! WHo Wants To See A Creepy Clown Video?

Edward von Bear — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 04:33:13 +0000

To The Union Thug Who Assaulted Tabitha Hale

Edward von Bear — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 04:19:32 +0000

Fuck you. Fuck you with the fractured fuckstick of fury you only seem to wield when it’s a tiny woman and not a man. Fuck your obvious inability to have a real job, save being a professional protester and assaulter of women. Fuck your demands. Fuck your pussy-assed refusal to own up to what you did just a few weeks ago. Fuck your arrogance combined with cowardice and stupidity, enabled by a belief that you will not be held accountable for your goonish tactics. And fuck you, simply because I am fucking sick and fucking tired of what you and your ilk have done to destroy this country.

So you run away when it’s not a woman, eh? You know what I call that? Chickenshit, that’s what. So fuck off. Keep your fucking hands out of my pocket. And get a real job.

Just Because I Feel Like It

Edward von Bear — Wed, 30 Mar 2011 02:21:57 +0000

I Took This

Behold the Indiana Dunes at sunset

On Apologies And Such

Edward von Bear — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 05:26:48 +0000

My training and upbringing taught me to accept an apology when someone slanders and maligns me. My training and upbringing taught me to turn the other cheek when someone slaps me. My upbringing has taught me to be the “better man” and not let words get to me. And my upbringing has taught me to forgive and forget. And normally, I try my best to do follow those words.

But I was at best a poor student in those lessons. And now that the fucknozzle who shouted death threats at some political opponent in Tucson had a companion issue an “apology”, I recalled my training, and issue this response:

Fuck you, you fucking slanderous fuckheadedly fucked up murderously fantasizing sick fucking moonbat. Footfuck your death pr0n and eliminationist fantasies with the electrofucktherapy tools you stand to have shoved up your festering fuckworn fuckholes at your new loonybin residence. Fuck you for your transparently phony “apology” not for threatening to kill another person, but because you are upset you couldn’t get away with what you really wanted to fucking happen. And fuck you because you deserve it for projecting upon your opponents (innocent, by the way, of the charges you levelled against them) for proving that you want to do to them that which they have never even ruminated about doing. And fuck you until you become unable to sleep because your choices shall be nightmares oozing out from the demented fuckspaces in your mind or forced to endure the unbearable agony of the nightscreams from the living hell of the world in a nuthouse.

No, Mr. Fuller, on behalf of those you maligned and then threatened, I will not accept your apology, despite what my better angels tell me to do. I will not accept your apology, because what you did to those of us on the opposite side of the aisle who were horrified at what happened in Tucson was to lump us in with a murderous freak. I will not accept your apology, for what you did was take legal discourse (rough though it may be at times) and mold it in the form of the Purple Shirted SEIU brand of discourse, which is violence and attacks. I will not fucking accept your apology, Mr. Fuller, because if I let it be known that what you did can be washed away with an insincere “please help me get out of jail” form letter apology, then what will happen the next time one from your side goes further than just saying threatening words against an opponent? I will not fucking accept your apology, Mr. Fuller, because your efforts to quasi-criminalize your political opponents based solely on your side’s ghoulish actions as the bodies had yet to be carried away from the front door of the store in Tucson hardens my ability to take anything you fuckers call “civility” seriously. And midgetfuck you until you need a fluffer with a perpetually inflatable stuntcok because I want to see you suffer the penalty for shattering civil discourse.

So get psychfucked in the medicine room until you no longer like it, Mr. Fuller, for you deserve no less than that.

Oh, and lest I forget:

If You Want To See What Maria Sharapova Is Wearing At The Australian Open

Edward von Bear — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 05:32:49 +0000

Here you go.

Courtesy: Getty

90 Year Old Grease?

Edward von Bear — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:31:52 +0000

90 Year Old Grease!

***UPDATE*** Apparently, this video was pulled. Sorry.

You Want To Restrict My Speech?

Edward von Bear — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:13:52 +0000

Fuck you. Fuck your attempts to silence me. Fuck your attempts to legislate what can and cannot be said and how it is to be said. Fuck you for lying about us as you go about slandering people and wishing death upon them. And kamikazeefuck you with a circus midget’s stuntcock for ghoulishly trying to exploit a tragedy to further your goals.

I am still fucking here, will never stay silent, and will only surrender my speech in the molon fucking labe fashion, and no amount of bungefuckery on your end can and will change that. And that must fucking gall you to no end, hence your lashing out today. And that fucking makes me the happiest motherfucker on the fucking planet, watching you act like a three year old because you didn’t initially get the political pop you thought you would.

So fuck you and the horse that fucked you along the way.

My New Civility

Edward von Bear — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:11:32 +0000

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Vortexfuck you forever into the fundamental degrees of freedom of M-theory with the radiometry beamline of warpfuck and timebending for exploiting the actions of a sick fuck in the hopes of achieving a political victory. Fuck you for trying to scrub the hate from your own sites. Fuck you for playing the disavowal game with us and demanding we step away from a fuckrimmer who shared nothing with our views. Fuck you for projecting your deathpr0n fantasies upon us. Fuck you for claiming we have blood on our hands for something we fucking did not do. And fuck you until gaseous jizzjuice shoots out of your eyes in solid form for being the predictably fuckheaded fuckfritters we figured you would be over the weekend.

Did you really think we would sit the fuck back and take your shit? Did you really think we would let you steal the narrative and change the actions of a deranged fuckloser into some sort of anti-Obamacare activity without a fight? Did you think we would stay silent and ask for more abuse, just so we would get another invite onto a TV roundtable so that we could stab our former friends and allies in the back? And did you think we would do and say nothing as you went around and smeared us in every medium? Well, zoftigfuck you with the fuckzither of fuckfury for thinking that, for this guy will not stand down and take it from ghouls who wish to exploit death for their aims. And I sure the fuckity fuck foreswear that any attempts to smear my family and me will be swiftly and soundly dealt with, for I will not tolerate your lies and slander.

No, I will not fucking back down in my speech regarding the left. I will not back down in my views. And I will not yield the rhetorical floor to those who would rather see my views and my family destroyed in favor of their dreams. So fuck you, lefties. Fuck your civility. Fuck your lame-ass faux outrage. Fuck your sick glee over the deaths of innocent people. And fuck you because you proved once and for all that you are subhuman fuckwastoids from the fuckshuttle of low orbit freefucking with your actions this weekend.

So fuck you, lefties. I am thorugh dealing with you after this weekend. Go to hell, and get kamikazefucked with a stunt midget’s fuckhelmet for exposing who you really are and booting your fucking asses out in 2013.

Fuck You, Andrew Wakefiield

Edward von Bear — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:23:54 +0000

Fuck you, Andrew Wakefield. Animalrape you forever up your pock marked ass with an uncircumcised and cialis-infused elephant bonered up with mumblefucking urges and a severely warped case of the hatefucks. Fuck whatever passes for your soul with the anger and desperation of untold numbers of parents who subjected their children to diseases such as measles because they bought into your scam. Fuck you for refusing to admit you were wrong. Fuck you for playing on the emotions of parents of autistic children, implying that they may have been at fault for what happened to their children and causing them to needlessly second-guess themselves and their actions. Fuck you for apparently scheming with an ambulance chasing lawyer. Fuck you for setting back autism research with your actions. And fuck you because I want to see you broken and disemboweled through your goatse with a syphilitic toilet snake for what you have done to science and humanity, and refusing to offer a mea culpa.

Seriously, Andrew Wakefield, in the annals of biological atrocities against mankind, you rank up there with the worst of the worst, because people became sick solely because of you and the shit you pushed. You rank up there in the annals of yellow publications with the forged Protocols of the Elders of Zion because people believed a lie and farce knowingly promulgated by you and the veneer of respectability afforded to a shithead with a degree. You rank in the annals of mass murderers and biological terrorists because diseases once believed to be defeated staged a deadly comeback because of you. And because your actions have led to so much misery, the harvest of sorrow cultivated by the seeds you planted demand that the retaliation from humanity be as swift and fucking vicious as those afforded to pirates and the Nazis.

Andrew Wakefield, the pestilence and misery you helped foment also took a psychological edge that Goebbels and Himmler are in fucking awe of as you were able to spread your lie-backed findings to millions of people in a manner that they would buy into them, fostered along by dimwitted celebrities such as Jenny McCarthy, who bought into your fuckheadedness and spread your lies to millions of people via shows such as Oprah and Larry King. And for that, you should be held accountable in a means worse than financially, especially as it relates to perforated colons in a prison cell. Thankfully, my wife and I refused to buy into your lies, despite pressure from some easily swayed relatives who thought we were poisoning our daughter by getting her vaccinated. Thankfully, we do not have to face a child who needlessly suffered from an irresponsible decision on our part. And, thankfully, we did not have to endure the challenges, emotional roller coaster, and self doubt parents of autistic children faced because of your assfistery. But because you caused people I know and care for doubt that they were doing the best for their children, you deserve nothing but hate and fuckfuckertude from the tailpipe of a roadcruiser riding on the fuckway of fury.

So fuck you, Andrew Wakefield. Fuck you with a rusty puckpipe with a camera rolling so I can hear you scream for the damage you have inflicted upon humanity. Fuck you eternally in the afterlife with a fuckbolt from Gaia tossed by those who you sent to their graves or a reduced life because of your works. And fuck you because I want to see assholes like you getting drowned in a jail cell toilet while being glassraped by a fiend for your criminal activity.

I want to see you, Andrew Wakefield, sent to whatever is beyond Hell for what you have done and created, for being throatfucked by Satan’s fuckwand is too good for you, you mass murdering fuckguzzler.

On Civility

Edward von Bear — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 06:20:52 +0000