If You Want To See What Maria Sharapova Is Wearing At The Australian Open

Here you go.

 

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I Love The German Beer Bike, And So Should You.

If you don’t love this invention, I don’t want to know you.

Courtesy Some German Dudes

Frank Gifford Was Awesome!

Another Attempt At That Phillies Phan Video

Piss on You Tube.

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If You Are A Football Player Who Doesn’t ike Cheerleaders

You must play for the Steelers.

“I’m not a big fan of playing there because it is loud, they’re really good at home and they try to make their cheerleaders stretch in our tunnel before we come out of the locker room. That’s just not good,” Roethlisberger said yesterday.

The practice by the Redskins cheerleaders was so legendary around the league that when commissioner Roger Goodell sent out a memo to all teams last year banning the practice some dubbed the “Redskins Rule.”

“It can be [distracting], let’s be truthful. They’ve done it before. I’ve heard a rumor that they’re not allowed to do it anymore.”

If You Are A Phillies Phan

Be proud this guy is one of you.

Lawrence Taylor Is Still Awesome

Here he was on the Howard Stern Show recently.

Howard then began investigating LT’s romantic resume, but LT stonewalled him on most fronts, including OJ’s daughter, Eddie Murphy’s ex-wife and even OJ’s girlfriend. LT confessed that he’s redirected the energy he used to spend on womanizing to the golf course, which usually involved a “friendly” wager and was often followed by dinner at his favorite strip club, Tootsie’s.

Howard asked how much a handjob cost at his favorite strip club, and LT laughed: “I heard they were about 75 dollars…I heard that in the back, you gotta pay. But I don’t go in the back.”

LT explained that his schedule didn’t allow him any time to stray: “It’s better now that I do what I want and the stress of going out there [and messing around is gone]. I got what I need.” The crew then wondered if LT would ever want to be a coach, but his response was quick: “I would rather watch two chickens f’ than coach football.”

Horse Racing Is Awesome!

Especially at this track.

Sports Reporters Are Super Smart

Especially when it comes to asking coaches intelligent questions.

Sargent, who acknowledged that she was nervous about her first NFL sideline reporting gig, said the question she intended to ask Singletary was, “I heard he (Bill Walsh) was one of the first phone calls you made when you decided you wanted to get into coaching. … I didn’t even realize I misspoke. … We did it again and it went fine.”

Amazingly, Sargent didn’t hear about the fallout until she flew into Los Angeles from San Francisco the next day: “I still didn’t know what had happened until the next morning until I got a text message from someone saying, ‘hang in there.’”

If You Need Some Lingerie Football

Here is the place to go.

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Mist recruit Natalya Snetkova rubs cooking oil on fellow teammate Chelsie Jorgenson for the team’s photoshoot.