90 Year Old Grease?

90 Year Old Grease!

 

***UPDATE*** Apparently, this video was pulled. Sorry.

Fuck Depressing Shit!

Fuck depressing shit. Dedrofuck it with a rotten tree branch until a sapling sprouts out of your goatse. I never want to be around sad people. I want to be around fucking winners. Yeah, sometimes it feels as though life has you stuck in the bottom of a port a potty after a chili eating contest, but don’t ever fucking give in to the sadness. Tell it to get fucked, for you vow to defeat it with awesomeness.

And, my friends, this is awesomeness to absolute zero and back.

Pirate Christmas?

Pirate Christmas!

Fuck You, Ed Begley, Jr.

Fuck you, you stupid hippie dickbag.

Today’s Dose Of Enviro-FAIL

Fuck you, Prius owners.

If You Are A New England Patriots Cheerleader

Watch what you do to your drunk friends.

According to the Boston Herald report about her dismissal, the fact that she and her friends put the word or an image of a penis on their friend at least 14 times wasn’t the problem. However, there were also swastikas drawn on his chin and upper back.

Frank Gifford Was Awesome!

If You Want To Wear A Cow Or A Horse Costume

Just try not to get into a fight.

Northern Constabulary said at one stage the fight spilled on to the A96 road and disrupted the flow of traffic.

One man was detained in hospital overnight following the incident, which happened early on Saturday morning.

Straw hat

Police said: “Two of the men were in fancy dress outfits.

“One was dressed as a cow wearing a brown hat and the other as a horse wearing a straw hat. Both of these men are described as stocky/heavily built.

“As a result of this incident, one man was conveyed to Raigmore Hospital where he was detained overnight. His injuries are not life-threatening.”

If See Some Missing Pigs

Try not to eat them.

Residents who find the pigs should contact the county Office of Emergency Services, Chapman said after Tuesday’s meeting.

But if they don’t do that, they should wait at least 30 days or make sure the pigs are tested for antibiotics and other drugs before they are slaughtered, he said.

The company that owns the pigs contacted OES about the possible health risk, Chapman said. He did not know exactly what drugs the pigs had been given.

“If they’ve been dosed recently, there could be a health risk,” he said. “We were just told by the company that they had been medicated.”

During long hauls, animals are usually given large doses of penicillin or other antibiotics, such as Terramycin, to ward off shipping fever and other sickness, Chapman said.

The pigs in question were being hauled from North Carolina to Iowa when the tractor-trailer ran off W.Va. 34 on Oct. 15.

About 13 pigs were loose following the accident, Chapman said. County authorities were able to round up all but five, he said.

If You Throw A Birthday Party For A Pit Bull

Just try to top this.