Democrat Activists Are Terrorists

Fuck you, Democrats! Fuck you. You want to keep claiming that the conservatives are the thugs after shit like this?

I Love The German Beer Bike, And So Should You.

If you don’t love this invention, I don’t want to know you.

Courtesy Some German Dudes

Good Night.

I’m too tired to post much anymore here. I write at IB and DPUD. Go there for the fun.

I may be back soon enough. But I need some time.

If You Are A New England Patriots Cheerleader

Watch what you do to your drunk friends.

According to the Boston Herald report about her dismissal, the fact that she and her friends put the word or an image of a penis on their friend at least 14 times wasn’t the problem. However, there were also swastikas drawn on his chin and upper back.

If You Want To Wear A Cow Or A Horse Costume

Just try not to get into a fight.

Northern Constabulary said at one stage the fight spilled on to the A96 road and disrupted the flow of traffic.

One man was detained in hospital overnight following the incident, which happened early on Saturday morning.

Straw hat

Police said: “Two of the men were in fancy dress outfits.

“One was dressed as a cow wearing a brown hat and the other as a horse wearing a straw hat. Both of these men are described as stocky/heavily built.

“As a result of this incident, one man was conveyed to Raigmore Hospital where he was detained overnight. His injuries are not life-threatening.”

John Daly+Hooters =Arrest Goodness!

And the mug shot is priceless.

Someone at the restaurant called EMS after he lost consciousness. Paramedics say Daly refused to go to the hospital so they called for help from police.

Officers described Daly as extremely intoxicated and uncooperative. He repeated he didn’t want to go to the hospital.

Hooters employees asked Daly to leave. But Daly did not have transportation. Officers say he was part of a group traveling on a tour bus. The group left Daly behind at the Hooters because they didn’t want him to continue traveling with them.

They escorted him to the Forsyth County Jail where he spent 24 hours in a “sober up” area.

My Kind Of Woman!

See how classy this lady was once she started drinking?

The subject got out and started crying. An officer saw the vehicle was in reverse gear, its tires spinning. The subject smelled of alcohol and tripped and fell while being escorted to a cruiser.

She agreed to a field sobriety test but said she desperately needed to urinate. She then tried to walk to the side of the road and pull down her pants.

The subject was placed in the cruiser and taken to a police department interview room and asked if she needed the bathroom. She became agitated and said she would relieve herself in the interview room.

She then urinated in her pants and on the chair where she sat, then urinated again before being escorted to the bathroom. She refused sobriety tests, and was arrested for operating a vehicle intoxicated.

Horse Racing Is Awesome!

Especially at this track.

If You Plan On Running Down The Street In Nothing But Your Underwear And A Bike Helmet

Why not go for the Gold Medal of Crazy?

Supt Hopkins said although the parade sounded amusing and probably looked the same way, it was incredibly dangerous at the time.

“He was running close to one of our main roads, where the big road trains travel,” Supt Hopkins said.

“It could have been quite tragic.”

Supt Hopkins said the man had not offered an explanation as to why he had attached the fire crackers to his head.

The 22-year-old Mt Isa man was charged with being a public nuisance and having possession of fireworks.

If You Want To Know If Drinkers Are Happy

Just check out this survey.

The index, based on a survey of 2000 Australians in April, found that those who drink up to three drinks a day are far happier than those who never drink.

And the wellbeing of 18- to 25-year-olds – the key binge drinking demographic – remains high regardless of how many drinks they have.

The findings highlight some of the challenges facing public health officials in promoting safe drinking levels and curbing the burgeoning binge-drink culture.

They are also in stark contrast to the findings of research released by the Salvation Army this week, which found one in four Australians say alcohol has had a negative impact on them or their family.

Australian Unity Health group executive Amanda Hagan said the link between alcohol consumption and the wellbeing of 18- to 25-year-olds was particularly concerning.

“This is potentially troublesome for policymakers in their struggle with binge drinking,” she said.

“It demonstrates the need to focus on the health and safety implications of binge drinking because this age group is not feeling an adverse impact on their wellbeing.”