My New Civility

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Vortexfuck you forever into the fundamental degrees of freedom of M-theory with the radiometry beamline of warpfuck and timebending for exploiting the actions of a sick fuck in the hopes of achieving a political victory. Fuck you for trying to scrub the hate from your own sites. Fuck you for playing the disavowal game with us and demanding we step away from a fuckrimmer who shared nothing with our views. Fuck you for projecting your deathpr0n fantasies upon us. Fuck you for claiming we have blood on our hands for something we fucking did not do. And fuck you until gaseous jizzjuice shoots out of your eyes in solid form for being the predictably fuckheaded fuckfritters we figured you would be over the weekend.

Did you really think we would sit the fuck back and take your shit? Did you really think we would let you steal the narrative and change the actions of a deranged fuckloser into some sort of anti-Obamacare activity without a fight? Did you think we would stay silent and ask for more abuse, just so we would get another invite onto a TV roundtable so that we could stab our former friends and allies in the back? And did you think we would do and say nothing as you went around and smeared us in every medium? Well, zoftigfuck you with the fuckzither of fuckfury for thinking that, for this guy will not stand down and take it from ghouls who wish to exploit death for their aims. And I sure the fuckity fuck foreswear that any attempts to smear my family and me will be swiftly and soundly dealt with, for I will not tolerate your lies and slander.

No, I will not fucking back down in my speech regarding the left. I will not back down in my views. And I will not yield the rhetorical floor to those who would rather see my views and my family destroyed in favor of their dreams. So fuck you, lefties. Fuck your civility. Fuck your lame-ass faux outrage. Fuck your sick glee over the deaths of innocent people. And fuck you because you proved once and for all that you are subhuman fuckwastoids from the fuckshuttle of low orbit freefucking with your actions this weekend.

So fuck you, lefties. I am thorugh dealing with you after this weekend. Go to hell, and get kamikazefucked with a stunt midget’s fuckhelmet for exposing who you really are and booting your fucking asses out in 2013.

Fuck You, Ed Begley, Jr.

Fuck you, you stupid hippie dickbag.

Fuck You, Code Pink!

Fuck you! Fuck You! Fuck You!

Today’s Dose Of Enviro-FAIL

Fuck you, Prius owners.

Democrat Activists Are Terrorists

Fuck you, Democrats! Fuck you. You want to keep claiming that the conservatives are the thugs after shit like this?

Walter Cronkite Is 92 Today

If You Want To See A 73-Year-Old Man Play College Basketball

Here is your opportunity.

If You Know A Person Who Claims To Have Had Relations With Satan

You might want to get them some professional help.

“She said her daughter was the daughter of Satan,” he said.

The girl told police her mother also tried to choke her with her hands, bit her finger and grabbed her breast as though she were trying to tear it off, O’Connell said.

“The daughter managed to defend herself by hitting her mother over the head with a vase,” he said.

Both the mother and daughter were treated at Boston hospitals, O’Connell said.

Casanova was arraigned Thursday after her release from the hospital and returned to court yesterday so that a hearing could be scheduled to determine whether she is dangerous enough to be held without bail, pending her trial. But that hearing was never scheduled because of her outburst, O’Connell said. She is due back in court Nov. 12.

The Nanny State Strikes Again

This time, they are attacking beer.

The idea was mooted by the British Beer and Pubs Association, which believes that it is the ideal glass for a high-strength beer or lager.

Rob Hayward, its chief executive, said: “I don’t know what we’ll call a two-thirds pint but we see it as a way of increasing consumer choice, especially for speciality beers. Some of these beers are higher strength in alcohol and it may be more appropriate to drink less than a pint.

“The new measure is also aimed at women who think a half is too small and a pint too big. Some popular fruit and wheat beers also leave a slight aftertaste and many people prefer a smaller volume.”

Others in the trade disagree. Jonathan Mail, spokesman for the Campaign for Real Ale, said that he could see no advantage for consumers.

“I am not aware of any demand for this extra measure. We think the Government would do better to tackle the problem of drinkers who are getting short pints. There are still many pubs who serve pints 10 per cent short. The head should be on the top of the pint but the rule is so vague trading standards won’t bring prosecutions.”

He also suggested that drinkers would find it difficult to keep track of the number of alcoholic units they had consumed.

JD Wetherspoon, which operates 700 pubs, could also see no reason for a two-thirds pint glass.

Eddie Gershon, a representative of the company, said that Wetherspoon pubs already offered third pints, but most customers still preferred a pint.

“If the purpose is to combat the issue of binge drinking then we believe, as responsible pub operators, that this change would be unnecessary.”

If You Are A Police Chief Who Likes To Defraud People

Just hope it isn’t a Munchkin.

The police chief in Bel-Nor has resigned amid questions into what he did with money from a Munchkin.

The former is Matthew Lauer, 38, longtime top cop in the north St. Louis County village, who says he’s simply moving on to something else. He stepped down Oct. 10.

The latter is Mickey Carroll, 89, one of a handful of the surviving diminutive denizens of Munchkinland from the 1939 MGM classic “The Wizard of Oz.” His caretaker says the chief took advantage of him.

Carroll has lived in Bel-Nor for nearly seven decades. Carroll’s caretaker, Linda Dodge, said the actor often gave Lauer money at the chief’s request, believing he was supporting the police by buying gear

OK. What happened?

In June, Carroll sought a restraining order against Lauer, claiming the chief had pocketed a $2,000 donation intended for the village. Carroll claimed Lauer then threatened him, in phone calls and visits to his home, to change his story to make it appear as if the donation had been a gift. Lauer returned the money.

The $2,000 “was a donation for police department,” Carroll wrote in his request for the restraining order. “Not a personal gift to the police chief.” A judge dismissed the case when Carroll failed to appear in court.

Lauer, reached Friday, dismissed Carroll’s accusations as “rumors.” He did not respond to requests for further comment.