If You Want To See Ana Ivanovic In A Swimsuit

The guys at “On 205th” have the photos.

If You Were To Mix The Words “Soccer” And “Condoms”

You would usually associate the groupie shagging that goes on between European Star Players and the women who hang around them.

Well, not in South Africa, where some players are using the condoms in a more unique manner.

These creative sportsmen have discovered an innovative way of using condoms to secure and keep up their football socks, in the absence of expensive soccer socks, elastic or rubber bands.

Condoms strewn on sportsfields in informal settlements have, of late, become a common sight.

That they can be obtained free is an added bonus.

Sivuyile Nqawe of the Lingelethu Football Association in Khayelitsha said sportsmen were not trying to undermine or destroy “the protective tool”.

He said it was to “ease matters for those who cannot afford expensive brands of football kit on their mission to sharpen their skills to become future soccer stars”.

“It is just a creative method and it works to alleviate the situation. You just break a condom packet, grab and stretch it. Then you put it on your leg,” Nqawe said.

“You will find that in most instances players bring a box of condoms to a match and share them among teammates for the same purpose.”

Bike Jump + Fat Person+ Homemade Ramp=Awesome Fail!

Man, even I could do this.

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If You Plan On Insulting The KU Football Coach

Expect the KU players to defend him.

“I guess everyone has a different sense of humor,” said KU linebacker Mike Rivera, who went to Shawnee Mission NW. “Some things are funny to some people.

“But sometime you have to think about what other people feel.”

If You Pack Too Many People Into The Stands In Colombia For A Bullfight

Expect bad things to happen.

If Somebody Dares You To Go Out On The Freeway In Only Your Underwear

Try to do better than this guy.

“Police are dismayed at the utter stupidity of a man who decided to play chicken on the Tullamarine Freeway,” the statement said.

“It was lucky nobody was killed as a result and police couldn’t believe anybody would be foolish enough to take such grave risks with their personal safety and that of other road users.”

If You Want To See Video Of A Chimp Escape

Here it is, courtesy of the BBC.

The keepers hosed the roof with water and blew darts, and even tried to shoot him with a tranquiliser gun to make him sleepy.

The chimp grabbed the rifle from the keeper, but thankfully he dropped it straight away.

In the end Ichiro was tempted down with a banana, and zoo staff were able to tranquilize him safely.

I’m Back (Sort Of)!

Well, I still am up in Holland, MI, enjoying the cool weather. But thanks to the power of technology, I am still able to unleash stupidity on the world.