If You Feel Like Making Fireworks At Your House

Do better than this guy.

Salisbury police say 17-year-old Byron Brush Jr. was seriously injured while trying to make explosives with smokeless gun powder in the bathroom of his home on Newsome Road.

Smokeless gun powder is used to reload ammunition and can be bought legally.

If You Want To Pay Homage To Brett Favre

These folks, who made a maze in Favre’s honor in their cornfield, have you beat.

If You Think You Have Ever Had A Crazy Sports Bet

These guys have you beat, where the loser went homeless for a week.

He says it was the hardest to find a place to sleep. “That was the worst part, trying to decide that. It varied every night.” When he did sleep, he would be frequently disturbed by noise from people or birds. On average, he got 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

He says on Friday three drunken young men ran around his sleeping body near George Washington University.

“I jumped up. They scared the life out of me.” Jollay says he almost used his pepper spray.

His sleeping areas included the National Mall, a field at The Lab School of Washington in Northwest Washington and a swing set in Northeast Washington.

“I got a little bit of flack because I hung out at the playground. It seemed like I was a weirdo pedophile, the way I looked,” he says.

On other nights, he slept on a concrete bench near the Memorial Bridge and benches by the Kennedy Center and the Ellipse. He says he wanted to stretch out his 6′4 body but short benches posed a problem.

His roughest nights were when it rained: “Its sucks when things are still wet, my blanket gets damp and then I [start] to get cold,” he says on friend Steve Heckman’s website.

Thursday the two friends Christman and Heckman visited Jollay sleeping near the Theodore Roosevelt Building.

“I couldn’t believe it. He was fatigued. His spirits were pretty low I thought,” Heckman says. I thought I’d expect the Jollay I’d always knew…kinda upbeat, not serious.”

Jollay was also surprised at how desperately he wanted to quit. “All Thursday and Friday, I was tired and I was just kinda dehydrated. I just missed the comforts of home.”

During the day, he says he walked. “I lost 10 pounds. I was kinda surprised. Because I’m kind of a skinny guy…I walked so much, like just miles and miles.”

He visited the Natural History Museum and the National Zoo. At the zoo, he ate lettuce and carrots left unattended by the zookeeper inside the monkey house.

“It was just left out in front of the door.”

He says he got $12 from panhandling. He made a sign stating: “temporarily homeless but not too bright, please help.”

“I was kinda careful to stay away from someone who was panhandling more than me?When people asked [why I was homeless,] I said I’d been kicked out by my girlfriend. I didn’t want to patronize anybody or offend.”

Hey! Now A Miami Dolphins Cheerleader Is Posting Pictures Of Herself!

And her name is Tiffany. Thanks, Don!

Further Proof That White Guys Can’t Dunk

Seriously, what the hell was this guy thinking?

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