If You Want To See Mike Ditka Fall On His Ass

Here you go.

What In The Hell Is The USC Football Team Doing In This Video?

Seriously, I have read this is some sort of recruiting visit thing. But, shit almighty, this is soooooo homoerotic.

Oh, and by the way, that skinny old guy in the white shorts near the center of the video is USC Head Coach Pete Carroll.

If You Have An Airplane Propeller Laying Around

You may get a $1000 reward.

“Propellers don’t usually come off,” said Cox.

On December 26, 2007 Cox and three passengers were flying into Aspen, when the pilot lost power and lift.

Turns out the propeller on his plane fell off in mid-flight. With his front window covered in oil, Cox managed to coast back to the Aspen Airport and make an emergency landing never realizing he lost his prop.

“Twelve and a half miles, I coasted it in, I didn’t even know I lost my prop, because I couldn’t see out the front window,” said Cox.

That was 7 months ago and now Cox is looking for that long-lost propeller. Cox knows it came off somewhere near the Reudi Reservoir in the Roaring Fork Valley, he just can’t find it.

So, he’s offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who finds the 50-pound prop and brings it to him.

“I don’t need it back because I’m going to use it; I need it back for the investigation,” said Cox.

If You Want Another Reason To Keep Sex Offenders Away From Dogs

Here you go.

Sacramento Police were called out to 212 Christine Dr. at 6 p.m. Tuesday after a woman allegedly caught her brother using her five-month-old bulldog, “Chateau,” to masturbate, said Konrad Von Schoech, Sacramento Police.

The woman made a citizen’s arrest against her brother and called police.

Not Everybody Is Pleased WIth The Sales Of Anheuser-Busch To InBev

Especially the KSK folks.

Q: What should I drink instead?

A: You have several options. You can drink Miller Lite, which is fucking terrible. You can also drink Coors Light, which is also fucking terrible. But at least Coors Light is an offical sponsor of the NFL. Also, when you open a Coors Light, a big fucking silver train comes from out of nowhere! And you can see your breath! And girls with big tits show up out of thin air! Awesome.

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Whatever you do, DO NOT drink any Belgian beer. Belgium is renowned for making delicious dubbels and trappist ales that make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. THIS IS A TRAP. It’s right there in the name: “trap”pist. You know who makes those beers? Bloodthirsty Belgian monks, who employ the beer as a sedative before FUCKING THEIR VICTIMS UP THE ASS. You keep that Chimay away from my family, you perverts.

Rollerblades+Moron=Epic Awesome

Yet again, I believe all rollerbladers and X-Games dorks deserve to remove themselves from the gene pool.And this will only serve to help facilitate that end.

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If You Plan On Booing Chase Utley

Expect for him to curse at you.