If You Plan On Writing To Ozzie Guillen

Be prepared for him to answer your email.

“Sometimes, I learn from them,” he said. “Not every mail is a hate e-mail or a dirty e-mail. I love to hear what the fans feel. The only thing that bothers me is when they talk about my family.

“I can take being criticized. I can take being second-guessed. It’s my job. I love it. … But when you get personal and talk about my family life or where I come from or my English, that’s not right. It makes me upset. It makes me sad.”

So now you know the rules. No comments about his family or Venezuela.

Tell him he doesn’t know a thing about baseball. Criticize his decisions. Tell him he talks too much. But be warned: He might remind you that you’re stupid, loser. Jajajajaja.

If You Want To Combine Watching Rugby With Watching Pr0n

New Zealand is the place to be.

Parents were outraged at the programming blunder, one father told 3 News his 8-year-old son’s innocence had been ruined.

Within minutes of the images going on air, 3 News was flooded with calls from distressed viewers.

A Whangarei 12-year-old was horrified, running around with her hands over her eyes saying “eww” and “gross”.

An Auckland woman watched in disbelief as the rugby turned to Desperate Black Wives 2. She said it left little to the imagination.

If You Want To Know How Soused British Newsreaders Are

Just ask Sir Trevor McDonald.

Sir Trevor, 67, revealed he cracks open a bottle of Burgundy when he returns home from the ITN studios.

“The problem with that is that it’s never just a glass. I get home at 11pm and then look at my watch and it’s approaching midnight and I’m on my fourth glass,” he said, adding that he drank even more in the period before News At Ten returned to the screen when he was not working nights.