If You Feel Compelled To Skateboard Of The Roof Of A Building

 

This is what will happen to you.

If You Want To Light 3.2 Million Firecrackers

Here is what it looks like.

If You Want To See How Rednecks Celebrate Independence Day

 

Happy Independence Day!

If You Want To Avoid Arrest

Just expose your breasts.

The exhibitionist thief had mugged a disabled 66-elderly woman, stealing her identification and money from her waist pack. When the German granny called for help, a bystander tried to detain the thief, but she tore open her blouse and shouted “Help! Rape!” and escaped.

The 39-year-old man was so stunned and unnerved that he let the wily thief go, police said, adding that the woman managed to cover herself before slipping away.

If You Are Upset Over The Lack Of Alcohol At An Event

Don’t do what this guy did.

Smith then used a Taser on Conley, but the man snapped one of the Taser’s wires, rendering the device useless, the report said.

Conley then picked the knife up and started threatening Smith, the report said.

Smith drew his weapon after Conley refused to put the knife down, as other officers arrived on the scene. Conley noticed the other officers and put the knife down. As officers tried to arrest Conley, he punched Smith in the face before being wrestled to the ground, the report said.

According to police, a woman at the house said Conley stabbed himself because he was upset they had run out of alcohol.

Conley was taken to Miami Valley Hospital to be treated for a minor cut to his stomach, the report said. He was then taken to jail on a felony charge of assaulting a police officer and a misdemeanor charge of resisting arrest.