If You Love Claymation Zombie Movies

Feast your eyes on this.

If You Want To Know How Tough Most Baseball Catchers Are

Take a look at one of the Molina Brothers (the one who plays for the Yankees) taking a shot to the nuggets.

If You Lose A Poker Game And Feel Compelled To Run Around In Your Underwear

Don’t be surprised if bad things happen to you.

Police sources revealed that after losing a game of cards he was dared to strip off and run along a hotel corridor in just his socks and underpants.

But he lost his balance at the end of the passageway and smashed through a fifth-floor window, falling to concrete below. He was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics shortly after 8pm.

If You Feel Compelled To Trade Sex For Gasoline

Don’t be shocked when you get arrested.

Police in Fort Wright set up a prostitution sting and said one of the suspects they arrested engaged in sex for a $100 gasoline card and other gifts.

Thirty-four-year-old Angela Eversole of Fort Wright is charged with prostitution and doing business without an occupational license. She pleaded not guilty at a Tuesday arraignment.

If You Plan To Expose Your Genitals To The Drive-Thru Employees Of A Fast-Food Establishment

Expect to get arrested.

The suspect entered the drive-thru line on Thursday, June 26 shortly before 5 a.m. He placed his order, drove forward and stopped to pay and pick up his food. The 23 and 31-year-old Annandale women, working in the restaurant saw what the suspect was doing and immediately notified their manager who went to the window to chase off the suspect.