If You Want To Corrupt The Chinese Army

Try karaoke and saunas.

“The real description of this area is ‘inside are training grounds, outside there are dance halls’ and ‘bugles sound behind the walls, outside are luscious voices’.

“Having entertainment venues around the base affects the mental stability of the troops, and causes huge management problems,” he said, without elaborating.

“I hope related authorities take steps to deal with the illegal entertainment venues to create a healthy training environment for the base so that the soldiers can concentrate fully,” the officer added.

Belly Flop!

This is a record!

Professor Splash, who’s real name is Darren Taylor, dove 35 feet 5 inches into 12 inches of water in a padded baby pool. The same pool he set five previous records with.

The stunt was performed as part of an official “ribbon splashing” for Water World’s new attraction – The Big Top Family Fun Zone.

Taylor still gets nervous before jumps.

“I’m nervous, it’s a good thing… I’m always on the ball to make sure you don’t do any thing wrong,” he said.

Taylor has previously set shallow-dive world records in Italy, Spain, Japan and Germany. Professor Splash said his technique is to “skip across the water” when he makes contact with it.

“He’s an entertainer and an entertainer has got to be a little crazy and he is a stunt man entertainer which makes him even more threatening to the world of sanity,” said ring master of the event Paul Borrillo.

Dwyane Wade Loves You Long Time

It seems his likeness was illegally used on an advertisement for some Chinese sex pills.

If You Want To See A Bunch Of Nearly Naked Spaniards Dousing Themselves With Champagne

Today is your lucky day.