If Your Sister-In-Law Asks You To Watch Her Daughters’ Betta Fish For Two Weeks

Is it acceptable to let your three-year-old daughter pet the fish?

And would anybody notice if that green fish suddenly was orange when they returned?

Just asking.

Red Auerbach Hated Flopping

And this video is proof.

If You Want To See What I Look Like While Relaxing

Today is your lucky day!

If You Think A Homeless Woman Has Been Living In Your Closet For Over A Year

You may be correct.

One of the cameras captured someone moving inside his home after he had left, and he called police believing it was a burglar.

However, when they arrived they found the door locked and all the windows closed.

“We searched the house … checking everywhere someone could possibly hide,” Itakura said.

“When we slid open the shelf closet, there she was, nervously curled up on her side.”

The woman told police she had nowhere to live and first sneaked into the man’s house about a year ago when he left it unlocked.

She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman “neat and clean.”

I Dunno. I Guess This Is News, Right?

I’ll just let the story speak for itself.

“It was 6.1 percent of the girls who answered that they had had sex with someone of the same gender, while 1.7 percent of boys said the same thing,” Rembeck explained.

No one is quite sure why the answers are so different between the sexes.

“It may be that girls feel their way forward without identifying themselves as either homo- or heterosexual,” said Rembeck.

She thinks that girls are also more inclined to experiment than boys.

“There is less of a taboo for girls. During their teenage years girls are often a bit more intimate with each other in their own way. Boys are often more worried, afraid to diverge, and the expressed norm is to not be homosexual,” Rembeck said.

The study also found that somewhat more girls than boys had also made their sexual debuts.

“It’s possible that girls who know they are oriented toward homosexuality have become sexually active earlier than boys,” she added.

If You Want To Bring Your Dog With You For A Drink

Then this bar is the place for you.

Last Thursday, the company hosted a social party at the Nomad called “Beer With Your Buddy,” where dog owners sat back and sipped brews while their pooches ran around in the bar’s gated patio. Off-leash, the dogs were free to greet each other in the best way they know how: the aforementioned all-out private-parts sniff fest. Just try doing that to someone at the club tonight.

No doggie bouncer was needed, however, as the pooches — from giant Great Danes to little wiener dogs — spent two hours running, jumping and wrestling as if their lives depended on it.

Dog owner Sarah Miller and her two friends stood in awe as they took in this chaotic scene. It was their first K9-Connection event.

The small ball of brown fur standing at Miller’s feet, a Yorkshire terrier named Lacey Lou, looked equally in awe

If You Try To Stick Your Head In Charlotte Church’s Cleavage

Expect bad things to happen.

But, like all boys out on the town, there’s always one who has to take things just a little bit too far.

One of the Gunners thought it would be funny to put his head on Charlotte’s cleavage.

An onlooker said: ‘The Gunners player was just having a laugh, and his team mates were all finding it hilarious.

‘But Charlotte obviously thought he had got too close to her. Gav was in the club, but I guess he was in the toilet or something and Charlotte was at the bar with some female friends.

‘Charlotte reacted by screaming and throwing her arms in the air.

She shouted at the Gunners player: ‘Do you f**king know who I am? How dare you!’

“The player was clearly not expecting such a reaction and quickly retreated to the other side of the club for fear of being chucked out on his victory night.’

Despite being annoyed at the boys’ childish antics, it didn’t ruin her night.

The onlooker added: ‘Charlotte was spotted having fun later in the night, so it obviously didn’t upset her too much.’

Rumours are currently circulating that Charlotte and Gavin are planning a second baby, so perhaps she was having a big night out to get the partying out of her system.