If You Want To See Michael Jordan Play Sotball While Smoking A Cigar

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If You Want A Baseball Card That Has A Strand Of Babe Ruth’s Hair In It

You will soon get your wish.

In addition to well-known sluggers such as Babe Ruth, Upper Deck will also be selling sets containing cards that have the hair & autographs of other historic figures – from George Washington to Geronimo. The sets are set to hit shelves on June 11.

If You Want To See A Guy Lose Control Of His Bowels When Somebody Hits Him

Then maybe you should attend a Mixed Martial Arts event.

In Saturday’s match against Corey Wethey, Mitchell struck his opponent so hard that Wethey lost control of his bowels. The incident required a 10-minute intermission while officials scrubbed down the ring. Mitchell went on to win the fight by Wethey’s disqualification.

The fight — the seventh of the night – began like any other. Mitchell and Wethey left their corners, tapped gloves and traded punches. After landing a knee to Wethey’s body, Mitchell said he began to smell something foul.

As the fight prolonged, Mitchell said the smell continued to worsen. Eventually, he removed his mouth piece and expressed his concerns to the ring official.

“He s— himself,” Mitchell said repeatedly.

It was at that point Wethey gained the advantage and locked Mitchell’s head between his thighs.

As the round progressed, news about Wethey’s intestinal difficulties slowly made its way to the ring officials, who were at a loss of what to do.

If You Want To Turn A Spare Bedroom Into A Hindu Temple

Take advice from these folks.

Brahma is one of three central gods of Hinduism. In the room, 17 gods and goddesses of the religion are represented in statue form.

They were blessed by five priests from India in a 13-day inauguration ceremony that involved carrying the statues to the sea and bathing them. The blessing is designed to bring them alive and make them worthy of prayer.

Everything a Hindu pilgrim might want is available here – peace, prayer, friendship and happiness – and of course, Mrs Karia’s tea.

Since a bout of pneumonia, the 67-year-old part-time teacher can no longer cope with preparing food for everyone but guests are welcome to bring their own.

The couple created the temple as none was available locally when they moved in the Seventies from North London.

And here is a picture of worshippers outside the house:

Today’s Naked Man Breaking Into A Tenth Floor Balcony Story

Courtesy of Ann Arbor, MI.

A resident of Huron Towers Apartments at 2200 Fuller Ct. called police about 1:30 a.m. to report a man breaking through the sliding glass balcony door, said Detective Sgt. Richard Kinsey.

The intruder was naked and wet. He ran out of the apartment through the front door and did not confront the residents, Kinsey said.

Officers arrested the 42-year-old man in the parking lot and referred him to the University of Michigan Medical Center’s psychiatric ward for evaluation.

If You Want To Attend A Cardinals Baseball Game That Has A Peanut Free Zone

Circle July 21, 2008 on your calendar.

“I tried to attend a baseball game with my children, my youngest son had a severe peanut allergy, unfortunalty we didn’t even make to our seats because he had a reaction from the shells.” said Laura Schulte, of Gateway Feast.

Along with being a member of Gateway feast, Schulte teaches at a preschool for kids with food allergies. She says today, more and more kids are allergic to peanuts.

“It’s almost tripled in the past 10 years. It’s almost 8 to 10 million children are affected in the United States.”

Schulte said after years of urging the Cardinals to help kids with peanut allergies be able to attend a game, the club is making an entire section nut free for a game on July 21st.

“They’ve also dedicated some staff to stand to make sure other people who don’t know about the event and are aware the section free from peanuts,” Schulte said.

I Dunno…Naked Woman. Ramming A Car. Guys. A Cat. Whatever.

Just watch.

If You Want To See A Bear Swim In The Pool At The Hard Rock Hotel

Orlando, FL is the place to be.

Police were first told of the bear sighting at 4:13 a.m., after a security guard spotted the bear on a security screen. Reports show that the bear finished its morning dip and left the pool area. The Hard Rock Hotel is located at 5601 Universal Blvd.

If You Really Love Phallic-Shaped Chocolate

Here you go.

As he was strolling through the store, the man became so enamored with a chocolate penis and a Playboy bunny that he decided to stuff both in his pocket and exit the store without paying.

“I lost my head. I even had money with me. I don’t know why I took the stuff,” the 28-year-old said to the Göteborgs-Posten newspaper.

The man had thought of giving the items to his finance as a present until he was caught with the chocolate penis protruding from his back pocket.

During questioning the man admitted to taking the dildo delicacy, but initially denied snatching the bunny.

If You Were Wondering How German Musicians Cope WIth Stress

Try drugs and alcohol.

“There are simply more musicians training than are needed,” said Möller, who is also the head of the Kurt Singer Institute for musicians health at the Universität der Künste in Berlin. “Which means orchestras are closing and fewer positions are available.”

More musicians are coming to Germany from abroad, particularly Russian and Asia, which also adds to competitive stress, Möller said.

One-third of musicians suffer symptoms of stage fright, Möller told the paper. Symptoms include sluggish coordination, shortness of breath, depression, sleep disorders and anxiety attacks.

Musicians are using beta blockers, which regulates heart rate, and psychological pharmaceuticals like anti-depressants to manage their stress, Möller said.