If You Want Further Proof That The Mariners Are Bad

Just ask Ichiro.

“Playing on this team and seeing what is happening around me, I feel that something is beginning to fall apart,” Ichiro said, through a translator. “But, if I was not in this situation, and I was objectively watching what just happened this week, I would probably be drinking a lot of beers and booing.”

Ichiro wouldn’t say what exactly is falling apart, but invited reporters to draw their own conclusions. He’s not happy with what’s gone on here. Nobody is. But some guys are contributing more than others.

If You Plan On Stealing A Lady’s Bike

Stay away from this one.

So last week, when she saw her bike being ridden away from her house, she turned her car around and took off after the teens, yelling, chasing them through the streets and, once they’d scattered, staying on the tail of the kid with the bike.

“He was laughing at me,” she said, “but I floored it and literally cut him off a few feet from his face. He stopped laughing then and jumped off the bike.”

Goldmeier leapt out of the car just as her husband arrived on foot — having been alerted to the drama by their teenage daughter — and the two of them continued their pursuit of the teens with her on the bike and him in the car.

They tracked down a few of the kids, but the kids denied knowing anything. “They lied to my face,” said Goldmeier.

When Goldmeier and her husband returned home with her bike, they were able to show police a video surveillance tape taken by the home security cameras they installed last year — after a series of car prowls — that led to the arrest of three of the five suspects.

“As soon as police showed them the video where you can see them plotting and see their faces, they started singing like canaries,” Goldmeier said.

If You Have A Killer Workout

Don’t drink five litres of water immediately after finishing your routine.

Mr Dyer, from Plymstock in Devon, is recovering at home with his wife Jade, 24, after his emergency admission to Derriford Hospital on May 9 – three days after the bizarre poisoning.

Blood tests in hospital revealed signs of acute kidney failure. Mr Dyer was given morphine and placed on a saline drip to balance heavily depleted sodium levels in his body.

“I was told if I’d left it a day later I could have died,” said Mr Dyer, who owns a contract cleaning business.

“Doctors said a lot of people wouldn’t have stood a chance, but it went in my favour that I’m young and don’t smoke or do drugs. You think drinking lots of water is healthy, but you don’t realise the limits.

If Your 73-Year-Old Mother Wants To Walk Around The House Naked

Hide the guns.

Fort Worth police were called to a house in the 5600 block of Decory Road around 1:30 a.m. Friday when they found Bertha McElroy with a bullet wound in her left index finger, according to a police report.

Ms. McElroy was taken to John Peter Smith Hospital with non life-threatening injuries.

Police said that Ms. McElroy told them she had gotten into an argument with her son, Keith McElroy, 53, because she had been walking around the house in the nude.

Ms. McElroy told police that after the argument her son walked outside and slammed the door. She then went into the bedroom to load the gun when she shot her finger.