If You Are A Thief

Watch out for the wild boars.

The driver initially got away by running into nearby woods.

But officers then heard the fugitive shouting for help – he had run into a herd of angry wild boars which were keen to protect their young.

Police rescued the man from the boars – and took him into custody.

If You Want To Support The Troops

This lady can show you how.

Tania Zaetta (above) was named in a confidential briefing paper to Australia’s Defence Minister as having slept with special forces soldiers last month at a military base in Tarin Kowt, the capital of Oruzgan province. Pictures and a video were said to have been taken.

But Australia’s military was in retreat last night, admitting that it broke its privacy regulations by naming the actress, 37, in the confidential note intended for Joel Fitzgibbon, the Defence Minister.

The Defence Department apologised to Zaetta for the leak, and Mr Fitzgibbon said he had ordered an inquiry into how the document — officially referred to as a “hot issues brief” — became public.