Bob Uecker’s Sexiness Meter Just Hit 11!

And here is the proof. And he is 73!

Double Knockout!

In Mixed Martial Arts.

Ok. If Anybody Can Tell Me What The Point Of This Video Is, You Are Better Than Me

If You Want A Real Recap Of The Preakness

These guys have what you want

Your afternoon was spent trying to avoid being bloodied or injured in the madness. We enjoy a crazy party like everyone else, but visiting the hospital isn’t cool. BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich found several boozers who needed professional attention for a variety of reasons.

(above)is a chick who appears to have taken a shot to the nose. That’s a sweet way to pick up Salisbury U. guys at the race. Rich also landed a fight and some guy with a head wound. We hope everyone enjoys their Monday return to work trying to explain the black eye, head laceration and broken noses.

If You Want To Wear A Gold Thong While Playing Baseball

Just ask the Yankees how they do it.

The Yankee slugger revealed Friday he slips on a gold lamé thong with a flame-line waistband when he’s trying to get out of a hitting slump – and he’s shared it with his teammates.

“It works every time,” Giambi told the Daily News after his secret was outed on Portfolio.com.

Derek Jeter agreed that Giambi’s thong works, although “it’s so uncomfortable running around the bases.”

If You Want To Take A Javelin In The Leg

Just do what this guy did.

Enter Ryan McGeeney, a budding journalist and photographer shooting from the sidelines of a track meet in Utah. Or let us rephrase: he thought he was standing on the sidelines. McGeeney was actually standing on the field of competition and attempting to shoot photos of the discus competition.

Happy Victoria Day!

Eh.

Yahoo Might Need To Do A Better Job Of Editing Their Home Page

And here is the proof.
Thanks to fark.

If You Were Wondering How The Detroit Lions Feel About Their Fans

Here you go.

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“F— ‘em until next year,” it said.

It was an inadvertent transmission, meant to be sent from one Lions employee, Matt Schul, to another, Lance Powser, about Furlong’s ordeal with the Lions ticket office. Furlong felt compelled to cancel six season tickets worth more than $5,000 for the 2008 season. The Lions were trying to convince him to renew.

“It was extremely disappointing,” Furlong said of his reaction to the e-mail.

Cast aside the graphic language and examine only the meaning, and I find these words to be telling. In my opinion, they sum up the organization’s attitude in its totality.

The Lions take their support for granted.

It’s why owner William Clay Ford crassly, the rare times he speaks to the media these days, praises team president Matt Millen — who has compiled a 31-81 record since being handed the keys to the franchise in 2001.

If You Are A Drag Queen Who Wants To Be A Cheerleader

The NY Jets are your team.

REPORTER: She says they’re looking for “goodwill ambassadors” and people fans can relate to:

GARVEY: We don’t have any strict requirements – no weight or height requirements – we have all different girls on the team and all different girls looking to try out…”

REPORTER: There’s not the kind of human variety you might find in a supermarket checkout line – the largest body is about a size “6″ -and there are no male cheerleader wannabe’s.

GARVEY: we haven’t had any men apply… we are looking for young women.

REPORTER: If there was a mind blowing drag queen?

GARVEY: I guess everyone deserves a fair chance – so that would be my attitude.