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If You Want To See A Great Dane Befriend A Baby Deer

May 10, 2008 · 1 Comment

Today is your lucky day.

The two-week-old fawn returns the affection by rushing over to her trusted friend whenever she is in need of reassurance.

Pauline Kidner, who runs the centre, told the Daily Express: “A nurse found her in a terrible state. She was wet, cold and almost unconscious.

“Rocky belongs to my son Simon. I was walking Cindy and Rocky was there and she thought he was more likely than me to be her mother.”

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If You Steal Your Dad’s Credit Card And Use It For Hookers

May 10, 2008 · 1 Comment

At least know what to do with the hookers.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

And what line did the boys use on the hookers?

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a “World of Warcraft” tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

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