More On Buzz Bissinger

And the guys at KSK are at the forefront again.

Bill Parcells Believes In Discipline

And Don has the proof.

Randy Moss and Some Beauty Pageant Lady Hit It Off Saturday Night

And TMZ has the photos.

Ozzie Guillen Is Calm And Dignified

Especially before the game.

“We won it a couple years ago, and we’re horse[bleep],” Guillen said, according to the Chicago Tribune. “The Cubs haven’t won in [100] years, and they’re the [bleeping] best. [Bleep] it, we’re good. [Bleep] everybody. We’re horse[bleep], and we’re going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win.

“We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”

Guillen brought up Elia, the former Cubs manager who blew his gasket over what he considered to be ungrateful, unforgiving and unsupportive Cubs fans in an infamous tirade that recently marked its 25th anniversary.

“How about the Cubs celebrating that Lee Elia bull[bleep]? How many times do I curse people out? I will make a lot of money with my [stuff]. I have to keep going because in the future Ozzie will need money, and I can say, ‘Here, give me money, here’s the 10-year anniversary of my time I called [Jay] Mariotti stuff and the time I went on the radio and cursed out Mike North,’” Guillen said.

Thanks to Dolla Bill, who sent me the Tribune link.

Japanese Woman Interviews Robin Williams

What else could I add?

If You Want To Have A Bear As A Guard At Your Prison

These folks have you beat.

“I love that bear being right where it is,” Warden Burl Cain said Monday. “I tell you what, none of our inmates are going to try to get out after dark and wander around when they might run into a big old bear. It’s like having another guard at no cost to the taxpayer.”

The bear was first seen by an inmate crossing a road in the prison on Friday. It was taking a stroll near the center of the state’s only maximum security prison, which is about 115 miles northwest of New Orleans. Most of the roughly 28-square-mile prison is run as a farm, but about 5 1/2 square miles is mostly untouched piney woods.

Prison workers measured the bear’s footprints, which were six inches in diameter, Cain said.

“Every inch equals 75 pounds, so that would make it about 450 pounds,” Cain said. “The wildlife people told us they think it’s a big female they’ve been tracking for a while.”

Great Moments In TV News, Detroit Mayor Sex Scandal Edition

This dude gets a bit excited, don’t you think?

If You Want An Excuse To Avoid Political Polls

Here you go.

I mean, how can you explain a difference such as this one between two polls?

Here is the clip I saw at realclearpolitics.com

USA Today/Gallup 05/01 – 05/03 516 LV 44 51 Clinton +7.0
CBS News/NY Times 05/01 – 05/03 283 LV 50 38 Obama +12.0
Rasmussen Tracking 05/01 – 05/04 900 LV 46 45 Obama +1.0

I smell some monkeying wround with sample groups.

If You Want To Go On A Drunken Rampage At A McDonald’s

Try to do better than these clowns.

“These two guys, they brought attention to themselves,” Shastany said.

Joyner had a nearly empty bottle of Grey Goose vodka between his legs, and there was a 12-ounce can of Busch beer in the center console with seven unopened cans from a 12-pack in the back seat, Shastany said.

“Both appeared intoxicated,” he said.

Earlier, Younge’s mother had reported to police her son took the Explorer without her permission, Shastany said.

Younge, of 22 Pearl Harbor Road, was charged at 2:20 a.m. with carrying liquor as a minor, using a motor vehicle without authority and violating a town bylaw prohibiting public drinking, police said.

During booking, Younge became “boisterous,” Shastany said.

“He said, ‘If I wasn’t drunk, I would have run away from Detective Buttwell,’ ” the lieutenant said. “He made several comments that we wanted to look thug-like in his picture.”

If You Get A Lung Transplant

Just hope you don’t have any other problems.

Unable to breathe properly, he became only the sixth person in the country to have the operation and has since stunned top doctors by surviving for 15 years following treatment.

But now lightning has struck twice and the former telephone engineer from Cabus, near Garstang, is facing a fresh battle.

Suffering from a form of amyloidosis, Tony, who lives at The Close at Wyrevale Park, has been placed on a waiting list for a kidney transplant.