Jenna Jameson Loves To Party With English Soccer Stars

Namely, some players from Chelsea.

Reportedly,adult film star Jenna moved her table right next to the Chelsea stars and wowed them with her raunchy dancing, as they continued to rack up their hefty bar bill, which ended up at an estimated �10,000.

Though, according to reports, Jenna’s night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.

A member of her entourage said: “She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.

Mexican Soccer Fans Love The Police

I have no idea who the two teams are, but this is how a soccer riot goes down in Mexico.

from www.break.com posted with vodpod

If You Were wondering What North Korean Propaganda Posters Are Like

This display has some of the best.

But unlike their Chinese and Russian variants, which depict a long-gone period of history, many of the posters are still used to promote the policies of the “hermit kingdom”.

Artists continue to produce them and, according to the few foreigners who get into the country, they can still be seen in schools and factories.

They have been brought to the UK thanks to the artful diplomacy of David Heather, a British collector.

“The fact there are posters dating from the 1950s right up to 2007 shows the thought processes of the country,” said Mr Heather, who developed an interest in North Korean culture after meeting an artist from the country in Zimbabwe four years ago.

And what is on some of the posters?

— Nobody in the world can defeat us!

— Let’s expand goat rearing and create more grassland in accordance with the party!

— Just as it began, the revolution advances and is victorious, through the barrel of a gun

— Let’s be invincible in every fight

— Let’s achieve even more supremacy

— Let’s make wearing the beautiful and elegant Korean dress a lifestyle

— The reunified fatherland is at the tip of our bayonets

If You Like Having Somebody Step On Your Genitals

This guy has you beat.

Turner would ring the workmen and plead with them to come round and stand on parts of his body with their boots.

The 39-year-old, of Lord Street, Blackpool, Lancashire, pleaded guilty to four offences of harassment.

His victims were plumber, John Elrick, roofer, Ray Morris, gardener, Keith Urwin, and property developer, Peter Leonard.

The offences took place between September 2005 and April this year.

Prosecutor, Martine Connah, said all the workmen received numerous texts and calls from Turner of an inappropriate nature.

The messages included Turner asking the men what kind of boots they had on and requesting they stand on his fingers, face and genitals with their boots.

All the workers asked Turner to stop making the calls, but he carried on.

If You Try To Break Into An Office

Do better than this guy.

Watcheston gained entry into the office by breaking down the door with a fire extinguisher then sat at the reception desk and accessed pornographic websites using the centre’s computer.

He ejaculated into a condom, leaving it on the floor, Rideout said.

A security guard later found Watcheston asleep on couch cushions and called police.

If You Try To Use A Cigarette Lighter To See Where You Are Going

Don’t do it while trying to steal gasoline.

“They were looking inside the gas can to see how much room, or how full the gas can was of gas,” said Heather Benjamin, spokesperson for the Mesa County Sheriff’s Office. “They looked into it with a cigarette lighter and the fumes caught on fire.”

“It was pretty exciting,” Ibarra said. “About 3:15, the neighbors called, my wife answered the phone … Of course I got woke up and she said, ‘The boat’s on fire.’”

Actually, the boat wasn’t on fire; the flames were coming from the gas can in front of it.

When Ibarra told authorities the burnt jacket found near the scene wasn’t his, deputies called St. Mary’s Hospital in Grand Junction and asked if anyone had come in with burns. That’s how they found Sellards. Long’s injuries were not immediately known.

Sellards and Long face fourth-degree arson, theft and trespassing charges

If You See A Baby Monkey That Misses Its Mother

A Teddy Bear might help.

This little monkey is missing her mummy so to make sure she’s not losing out zoo keepers have given her a teddy bear to cuddle.

Conchita is a three-week-old white-naped mangabey monkey who is being hand-reared at London Zoo.

The tiny primate keeps hold of her teddy bear companion while her mother recovers from a caesarean.

If You Want To Eat An Ostrich Egg

Now is your chance.

“Our customers like experimenting with new foodie ideas. We’ve seen growing popularity of duck, pheasant and goose eggs. Now it’s the turn of the ostrich to take off.”

The Clarence Court Ostrich Eggs, from a Lincolnshire farm, cost £15.99 each and are laid by freerange birds kept in small colonies.

When presented with one, leading chef Rowley Leigh of Le Cafe Anglais in Bayswater, West London, opted to scramble it.

But his first conundrum to crack was how to get into it because the shell is so thick. Mr Leigh resorted to hammering a roasting spike into the top and bottom and blowing out the contents into a bowl.

For good measure, he scored the top of the egg with a knife and cut it off with scissors to drain the last drops. Having scrambled the contentshe put them back in the shell to serve.

“We are not talking about the realms of practicalities here, we are talking about fun,” he said.