Seals Are Amorous. And Stupid.

Just ask the BBC.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.

After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted, the scientists report.

Why a fur seal would indulge in such extreme sexual behaviour is unclear.

If You Were Wondering About Mr. Gay UK, 1993.

He seems to be a bit busy right now.

They found flesh on the kitchen worktop. Tests proved it was human.

A police source said: “It appears it was being prepared for cooking.”

The killing allegedly took place at a house where Morley had lived for about a year.

Morley, from Doncaster, was crowned Mr Gay UK in 1993 when he was 20.

He will appear before Leeds JPs next week and is expected to be sent to Crown Court for trial.

Mr Oldfield worked for gay magazine Bent. He knew Morley but they were not thought to be lovers.

Thanks to Ace.

Obama Is Insensitive To Another Group of People

Namely, black people in black neighborhoods.

Isaac Onah, a political science professor at the University of North Carolina, told the Boston Globe that black voters appear to understand Obama’s campaign strategy. They also understand why Obama had to repudiate his longtime pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, Onah said.

“I think black voters are saying to themselves, ‘Why isn’t Rev. Wright shutting up?’” Onah said.

Obama hopes for a strong victory in North Carolina, similar to the one he got in South Carolina, the report said. In South Carolina, 80 percent of blacks voted for Obama in the Democratic primary, helping him trounce Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y.

If You Want To Blame Your Pet Dog For Something

Don’t try to blame it for this.

His partner called the ambulance herself, saying the dog had bitten off and eaten his genitals.

Knocked out after taking a cocktail of alcohol and medicine, the man had no recollection of the incident. Seriously traumatised, he is currently in a psychiatric hospital

If You Are Too Fat To Get Into The Courthouse

This judge can help you out.

State Supreme Court Justice Robert Doyle said the man’s “severe weight problem” prompted the unusual proceeding Thursday in Riverhead. A defense lawyer also had given the court a doctor’s letter saying the defendant suffers from osteoarthritis.

The shopkeeper has been released without bail after pleading not guilty to trademark counterfeiting and criminal simulation. He says the case and health problems have forced him to close his store.

If You Are A Japanese Civil Servant Who Loves To Watch Pr0n Whie At The Office

a href=”http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=145773&in_page_id=2″>This guy has you beat.

The man, an employee of the Kinokawa government in western Japan, visited porn sites from June last year to February 2008, Kinokawa official Tomiko Waki said. The man’s name was withheld.

Despite his frequent porn viewing, none of his colleagues noticed his activities.

‘Each desk is set apart from each other,’ Waki said, adding that the man accessed porn sites 170,000 times in July alone.

If You Love Giving Out Wedgies

Stay away from North Platte, NE.

A wedgie is the condition of having one�s underwear or other garmets �wedged� between the buttocks. This can occur, due to tight garments or physical activity, or performed as a prank by another person by yanking the undergarments upward, thus �giving a wedgie.�

The officer arrived at the residence and talked with all concerned, according to a police spokesman. The father of the boy who received the wedgie thought it was inappropriate.

The officer was able to calm the situation and no one was cited or arrested.

The police spokesman said they are ever vigilant and on the lookout for wedgies here.

�You might get away with that in Lincoln or Omaha,� the spokesman said. �But we�re not going to allow wedgies in North Platte.�

The spokesman said they planned to put a stop to the wedgies before they escalate into full-blown melvins or atomic wedgies.

Thanks to STL Dynamite