If You See A Drunk Driver Hit A Cow With His Car

Try not to hit the cow as well.

If You Think Russian Beavers Are Alcoholics

You would be correct.

“The saleswoman saw a large animal near a store room and called the local emergencies service,” a spokesman for the Ozersk administration said. “The animal was apparently frightened by nearby forest fires, and decided to get assistance from people,” the spokesman added.

Shortly after the rescuers arrived, the beaver “smashed a few bottles of vodka.” The animal was later safely captured and taken back to a safe part of the forest.

Hillary Clinton Loves Gas Station Coffee

If You See A Guy Try To Steal A Hot Dog Costume

Call the police.

The hot dog costume, worth $1,600, disappeared at 3:50 a.m., according to Hillsborough sheriff’s officials.

A witness saw a man running from the restaurant with a big hot dog suit in his arms, said sheriff’s spokeswoman Debbie Carter.

If You Want To Open A Mine Next To Mt. St. Helens

You might want to reconsider.

That’s really one of the things the BLM was forced to pay a lot of attention to. It just didn’t make sense, particularly when this would be in community drinking watersheds and there’s threatened wild fish runs in the area and it’s a popular recreation areas. It wouldn’t be very popular for recreation with mining waste blowing through the air.