Ronaldo Loves Hookers

But he should have checked under the hood first.

Police said that the incident began when Ronaldo discovered he was dealing with transvestites instead of women and was reportedly infuriated. Carlos Augusto Nogueira, a police inspector, said that Ronaldo admitted he knew they were prostitutes when they met but did not realise they were transvestites until they reached the motel.

If You Want To Know What Greek Lesbians Are Doing

It seems the residents of Lesbos are up in arms about gay rights groups and their names.

Lesbos was the home of the poet Sappho, who expressed her love of other women in lyric verses written in the early sixth century BC.

Lesbos residents now suffer “psychological and moral rape” from the “seizure” of their island’s name by gays, said the activist Dimitris Lambrou, in a text titled The Misfortune of Being Lesbian, published on his website.

Mr Lambrou believed the case will be judged in Athens in June.

“This affair is totally ridiculous,” said OLKE spokeswoman Evangelia Vlami. “But if we are summoned by the courts, we will be heard.”

If You Want To See A Drunken NFL Kicker In Action

These guys have the photos.

If You Want To Help A Good Guy Who Needs It

Here you go.

Stashiu is in the middle of some problems associated with the adoptions of his daughters. He could use the help.

If You Watch “Big Brother” On TV

Make sure you know what they are doing beforehand.

The sexually provocative snaps of the 1m-tall professional belly dancer from Melbourne carry the logo of a website that encourages women of all ages, sizes and backgrounds to post racy images of themselves online.

If You Want To See A Chihuahua In A Scuba Suit

Today is your lucky day.
And here is where I saw it.

Remember When Carrie Fisher Was Halfway Hot?

Well, Han Solo does as well.

She tells Justin Lee Collins in new C4 show Bring Back . . . Star Wars: “I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one!”

She adds: “I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”

Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”