60-Year-Old Guy Drains 209 Consecutive 3-Pointers

Thanks to Don.

If You Want To Buy A $300,000.00 Watch That Doesn’t Tell Time

Here is your opportunity.

The company’s chief executive, Yvan Arpa, cited statistical studies to explain how the watch better reflects the time-philosophy of today’s wealthy.

“When you ask people what is the ultimate luxury, 80 percent answer ‘time’. Then when you look at other studies, 67 percent don’t look at their watch to tell what time it is,” he told Reuters.

He added that anyone can buy a watch that tells time — only a truly discerning customer can buy one that doesn’t.

If You Want To See Drunk Monkeys

Your wait is over.

If You See A Car In A Creek, And The Driver Is Without Pants

He might be intoxicated.

According to the report, when asked to step out of the car, the man reached over to pick up his shoes, but continued to sit in the car, staring forward. The officer asked again if he was getting out and he responded, “Do you want me to get out?”

After he emerged, officers noticed his pants and belt were unbuckled and that he smelled of alcoholic beverages. Instead of giving officers his driver’s license, he handed over a red Eglin Federal Credit Union MasterCard, according to the report.

If You Want To Be Attacked By A Swarm Of Bees While Eating

This restaurant in Mexico is the place for you.

Witnesses said the bees began to swirl like a tornado and menace customers Thursday.

“I looked and it was like a tornado of bees just all around our parking lot, swarming,” said restaurant worker Marie Olson.

A crowd formed at a distance to watch the cloud of bees.

“It was crazy,” Olson said. “I was shocked. I was surprised to see it. I don’t know where they came from, so it was amazing to actually see them like that. It was awesome.”

State bee experts said the bees, which were moving from tree to tree, are now resting because they have formed two huge cone-shaped swarms in a tree.

Experts said the bees would likely move out about 24 hours after forming the cones.

However, Ochiana called beekeepers to remove the cones from nearby trees Thursday night.

Mike Tyson Is Looking Good

And he seems to be on the see-food diet.
Yes, I know it’s a lame joke. But look at how he is now the Goodyear Blimp:

He is now far from the lean, mean fighting machine that made him famous the world over.

In fact, he was almost unrecognisable as he left the appropriately named Mr Chow’s restaurant in Beverly Hills last night thanks to his new, cuddlier physique.

If You Want To See A Man Who Wears A Dress While Mowing The Lawn

Here you go.

Convinced he’d saved money by doing a lot of the work himself, Klein splurged on a new sprinkler system. The bet he’d made earlier in the year was on his mind, and he wanted to ensure that the grass in his front yard would be nice and green once the weigh-in arrived.

At the height of summer, Klein’s man cave was finished, and he decided it was time to step on the scales. Harrell was 208 pounds, and Klein was 195. At the party Klein threw to show off his new bar and theater, Harrell was ready.

With some help from the dress committee, Harrell became Klein’s newly acquired, frock-sporting landscaper.

The wives had sewn two pink, strapless dresses together to fit Harrell, and then layered on accessories like a bow-topped headband and a corsage. All decked out, Harrell graciously mowed Klein’s front yard, with 80 people cheering him on.

If You Want To Encounter The World’s Stupidest Criminal (For Today)

Here he is.

The victim, Russell Armstrong, tried to run. Deputies say he tripped on a center divider and fell. He says the suspect dropped the bat and stuck something sharp in his back.

The victim gave the man his wallet which only had a bank card and health card in it. There was no cash.

That’s when the suspect asked if the 50-year-old Armstrong had anything else, and Armstrong gave the suspect his heart medication.

If You Want An Example Of Irony

Here it is.

Adrian MacKinnon, 44, of Marshfield, was arrested afterward and charged with motor vehicle homicide.

Officer Ralph Poland of the Marshfield police wrote in a police report that MacKinnon said that he was driving behind a man on a bike and that he “couldn’t avoid hitting him.”

“I could smell a strong odor of breath mint with a mixture of an alcoholic beverage mixed in coming from [him],” Poland wrote in the police report.

A witness driving behind MacKinnon also told police she smelled alcohol on MacKinnon’s breath, according to the report. MacKinnon refused a breathalyzer and field sobriety tests.

He was held on $3,000 bond after his arraignment Wednesday and was later released on personal recognizance. His lawyer, John T. Diamond III, did not return phone calls yesterday.

Sanborn, 60, had been without a driver’s license for 10 years. After his fourth drunken driving offense in 1998, when he also was charged with property damage and leaving the scene of an accident, a judge revoked his license and sentenced him to a year in jail.

If You Want An Update On The Success In Basra

Here it is.

It turns out that the Mahdis used even more brutal methods than first thought. They turned southern Iraq into a Taliban- or Iranian-like state, but did nothing to improve the living standards in the city. Raw sewage runs in the streets, and the people remain as poor as they did under Saddam Hussein. Sadr’s attempt to build a personality cult failed, and without his gunmen in the streets, Basra residents now spend their time tearing down posters with his picture that his henchman installed throughout the city.
The central government in Baghdad knows it has to show these kind of improvements to keep Basra celebrating. “People can’t eat or drink peace,” one commander tells Haynes, and he’s right. If the Maliki government expects stability in the south in the post-Sadr era, it has to deliver on basic utilities and security. Employment will be a crucial issue; families need an income, and young men who remain unemployed will eventually create serious security problems.