An Iraqi Guy Who Was A Translator For Gen Petraeus Is In America

And a St. Louis Sports Radio Host took him out on the town.
And here is the money quote from the story:

If you want to know how someone used to Iraqi women—some of whom have their faces and bodies hidden by burkas—reacted to his first trip to Sauget, feel free to read on…

Courtesy of the fine people at the Penthouse Club, we were able to have access to the VIP room for a large group of us…in honor of Hatem.

But, when we got there, Hatem was in the main room…enjoying the sights and sounds.

More Coverage Of Hot Women In Bikinis Bowling

Thanks to this guy.
AGAIN, I WARN YOU: YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN WITH THIS LINK. IT APPEARS CLEAN, BUT BE CAREFUL.

Some Guy From Some Italian “Calcio” Team Just Made Tim Hardaway Happy

Nice to see he is tolerant.

“I don’t know if footballers are against gays in the team, I certainly am,” he stated.

“I can quietly confirm that, in the clubs where I have been, I have never had them, never.

“I would never have wanted a homosexual player. Even today I wouldn’t buy one. Supposing I were to make a mistake and I found one of them, he would be the first to go.

“I am a little old-fashioned. But I know the football world and its insides. You cannot live within it as a gay. A homosexual cannot be a footballer.

“In calcio there are no homosexuals, neither between players nor among directors. It’s not racism, its fact. Football has a particular environment; you get naked in the dressing room.

Sounds like SOMEBODY has some issues to work out.

Hey! A New Somali Ass Came To The St. Louis Zoo Today!

Meaning, a rare Somali Ass was born at the Zoo.

The Somali wild ass is critically endangered, with less than 1,000 left in northeastern Africa. There are currently 27 Somali wild asses in North America, with seven at the St. Louis Zoo.

With only one other zoo in the country breeding this species, this little foal is certainly an important addition.

Oh No! A Truck Crashed And Spilled Jell-O All Over The Highway

Only in Florida.

The driver of the semi was flown to Shands with non-life threatening injuries. He was the only one hurt. He’s been identified as 36-year-old Lawrence Richie, of Forrest City, Iowa.

The right lane of I-95 southbouhnd, as of 4:09 p.m., remained blocked.

Traffic is moving, but slowly.

Some cars are also still being diverted through the rest area.

If You Break Into A Car And Eat A Can Of Peanuts

Don’t fall asleep.

He was found sitting in the truck around 7:30 a.m. behind the Bravo Food Mart at 999 N. Semoran Boulevard, according to Orange County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies took Franklin Erazo, 25, to the Orange County Jail for burglary, petty theft and criminal mischief.

Hockey Fans Are Classy

This is after Philadelphia beat Washington in Game 7 (in DC) of the first round.

If You Get Arrested In A Sears Bathroom For A “Wide Stance”

Try this guy’s defense.

The bathroom inside the Daytona Beach Sears store was a place where men routinely engaged in sexual activity, police said, but in court Wednesday Shallow said he was just there to buy a TV. The one-time city leader was adamant he is innocent of any crime.

“And I told them that did not happen. And they said, ‘Well, the two officers observed you {cleaning your prostate-ed.},’ and I said, ‘That’s completely untrue. No, two officers did not,’” Shallow said Wednesday.

Police were the ones who initially made contact with Shallow while he was inside a bathroom stall.

“A foot came underneath the partition, maybe this far on my side of the partition, with the foot pounding on the floor,” Shallow said.

Then officers started peering through the cracks of the door. Shallow said they were soliciting him, but he never responded.

“No, I was creeped out. I just withdrew and I sat down on the toilet, kinda hunched down and waited for him to go away,” Shallow said.

He said he was too startled to act and eventually found a way to pass the time until he felt safe to leave.

“I took out my PDA and started playing a game on my PDA,” he said.

My note: I edited a phrase in here to keep it Safe For Work.

If You Want To See A Zebra On A College Campus

Go to Atlanta, GA.

Officials at Emory University said they have no idea how the zebra ended up in the building.

Newton County Animal Control was called to retrieve the zebra. They were able to get the animal out of the building by 11 a.m.

An Emory official described the zebra as friendly and guessed that it might be somebody’s pet.

If Your Neighbor’s Parrot Annoys You

Don’t do what this guy did.

Despite claims from the attacker that the three shots he fired on Saturday had whizzed past the bird, the vet was able to reveal that one of the bullets had in fact lodged itself in the parrot’s body.

The 25-year-old, who never took a liking to chatty creature, said he opened fire on the bird after it had nipped him with its beak.