If You See A Gigantic Ammonia Cloud Headed Your Way

Here is what you need to do.

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If You Want To See A Unique Political Campaign

This guy has one for you.

The lesser charge means Hartley does not have to register as a sex offender, though it cost him his job as a substitute teacher in the San Diego Unified School District.

“(City Attorney Michael) Aguirre’s office just kind of played favoritism and dropped the ball at the end,” said Johnson, who commented that she didn’t know who Hartley was before the incident.

Assistant City Attorney Chris Morris said his office stands by the case, which ended with Hartley being sentenced to three years’ probation, a $500 fine and the order to avoid the victims.

“We felt that the facts did not support the charge of indecent exposure, which requires the defendant to commit a lewd act while knowingly being watched,” Morris said.

Hartley, 65, broke his silence yesterday and said his mailer, with its folksy “take a leak” language, is forthright.

If You Think Short Changing A Contract Killer Is A Good Idea

This guy will prove to you why it is not.

The witness said he carried out the contract murder for $150,000 which was paid for by convicted gangsters Carl Williams and Tony Mokbel.

When he collected the cash from Mokbel a few days later in a meeting in a car park behind a Brunswick hotel, he said Mokbel asked him if he would carry out more shootings for him.

“I was really a bit insulted by that,” the man said.

“I was not involved in the so-called gangland war and told him there were more reasons for me to kill someone rather than just mere money.”

He said that when he and Mr Goussis were counting the money, which was to be split three ways, they found they had been short-changed by $10,000.

If You See A Guy With A 6-Foot Alligator In His Car

Don’t be shocked if he has other crazy stuff he shouldn’t have.

Then the trooper noticed a 6-foot alligator contentedly riding next to the back window of Johnson’s car. Johnson said he found the gator on the side of a road.

But it was allegations that Johnson had been taking things out of a mobile home in the nearby town of Brazoria that sent him to jail on a burglary charge. Investigators found a hair trimmer and video game controller in his pockets.

Johnson, 30, and his fondness of reptiles, had already come to the attention of local police, Brazoria Police Chief Neal Longbotham said.

On Friday an officer responding to a call about a man bothering people in the parking lot of a local drive-through restaurant gave Johnson a citation for public intoxication.

Johnson said he was from Tennessee and was on his way to Corpus Christi. He said he’d stopped in Brazoria to work briefly for a tree trimming service.

Johnson advised the officer that there was a water moccasin snake in his car and that the snake had already bitten him on the hand.

An animal control officer found the snake and removed it, Longbotham said.

Johnson refused medical treatment for his hand.

If You Feel Like Breaking Into A House

Make sure this guy doesn’t live in that house.

When four-months pregnant Tracey Lowe heard a noise in the living room at Harcourt Road, Cradley Heath, at 3am she thought it was her son Richard Cole, 20, coming home late. But when she went to see what was going on she found herself in the living room face to face with an intruder.

Her screams alerted Richard, who will represent England at the World Kickboxing Championships in the summer, and her husband Duncan, who is a first dan black belt in the sport, and they gave chase.

Tracey, aged 38, an advertising sales executive, said: “When I opened the living room door I expected to see Richard but there was a stranger just standing there staring at me.

If You Feel Like Faking A Drug Test

Stay away from this physician.

“Ever since I became aware of this false penis cheating method I check their underpants to ensure there is only one penis,” Hassler told the Norrländska Socialdemokraten newspaper.

Police recently confiscated a false penis, a tube and a container during a raid on a drug addict’s home in the Haparanda region, Dagens Medicin reports.