If You Are A 101-Year-Old Man Running A Marathon

This guy has the way to do it.

Before setting off, the father of 17, who is also a star with a pop group called The Zimmers, said: “I’ve said I’ll attempt it. I haven’t said I’ll complete it. I’ll do what I always do and have a pint and a fag. People ask what’s my secret but I haven’t got one. They say fags and booze are bad for you – but I’m still here, aren’t I?”

Expected to complete the race in 12 hours, he was well on target at the 13-mile mark, where he stopped for a beer, cigarette and some homemade sandwiches.

Mr Martin returned to work aged 99, saying he was bored after two years of retirement, and was set to beat the record for the world’s oldest marathon runner by eight years.

He joined charity fundraiser Lloyd Scott – in a robot costume – six Masai warriors, a Star Wars stormtrooper, celebrity cook Gordon Ramsay and more than 35,000 other runners to pound the streets of London.

If You Saw A Drunk Guy Riding A Horse Through A Town Last Night

Your eyes weren’t fooling you.

Concerned residents called police as the man rode through the streets, falling from his horse several times, Siegburg police said Monday. When police finally caught up with the increasingly aggressive man they had difficulty persuading him to dismount.

Police decided to lift the man from his saddle and asked him to take an alcohol test.

If You Want To Humiliate Your Soon To Be Ex Spouse

YouTube is the way to do it.

In a six-minute rant posted on the YouTube website, 49-year-old Mrs Walsh-Smith talks directly to the camera and says: “We never had sex. He said it was because he had high blood pressure.

“I accepted that. Then last year I found Viagra, porn movies and condoms. Maybe I should call him up and ask him what he wants to do with the condoms.”

In the YouTube video, Mrs Walsh-Smith moves through their £400,000 flat in Manhattan from the kitchen to an office where she dials her husband.

After being told he is on a conference call, she tells his secretary: “I don’t know if you know, but you know Philip and I never had sex…but he’s got Viagra and condoms and stuff here and porn movies.

“Just ask him what he wants me to do with them, would you?”

The startled assistant screams: “Wait! Wait! Wait, you want me to ask him this now?”

Mrs Walsh-Smith, who has admitted having a drink problem, goes on: “Does he mind what I do with his condoms and stuff?”

The actress says in her biography that her father was in the RAF and until the age of 12 she travelled the world with her family.

British Royalty Celebrates Bachelor Parties In Unique Ways

And this one was for some guy who is a cousin of Princes Wlliam and Harry.

As the tenth in line to the throne, Peter Phillips was always going to get a pretty good send off – but William and Harry ensured it was even more of a weekend to remember.

William, fresh from collecting his pilot wings on Friday, not only downed pint after pint but dropped his trousers and flashed his boxer shorts during one drinking game on the Isle of Wight.

Not to be outdone, Harry spent most of the first night going round the pub with a funnel filled with beer encouraging locals to have a drink before panicking that Peter had gone awol.

And how was the Groom-To-Be treated?

The Prince resorted to shouting across the packed Anchor pub in the Isle of Wight: “Where the f*** is the stag? We’ve lost the f****** stag?”

In a fitting end to their first night of the rowdy trip to Cowes, Peter, 29, was eventually found slumped in a shop doorway.

The Princes had only joined the 23-strong group once they reached the island – but for the stag the humiliation had already begun.

On boarding the ferry at Southampton, he was made to wear a skin-tight white leotard and kneel to drink the first of many lagers through a hosepipe.

As one of various challenges, Peter also had to keep hold of a child’s doll throughout the weekend or face drinking an extra pint every time he was seen without it.

Pictures showed him cradling the large doll in the crook of his arm although he reportedly also had the bright idea of sticking it down the front of his boxer shorts to keep it safe.

If You Practice Tai Chi In Front Of Your Cows

You are not alone.

‘Like all animals, they are very receptive to human emotions and can sense feelings such as relaxation, calmness and happiness.

‘Some people think what I do is ridiculous but I have some very content cows and I would do anything to keep them that way. As any good dairy farmer will tell you, a happy cow is a productive cow.’