Amy Winehouse Treats Her Cabbies Well

Here is the proof.

The intercom dialogue that ensued, as she insisted it was his fault for not letting her know that he had arrived, was caught on camera phone and is well worth listening to the end.

Winehouse swings between no-nonsense reproach (“Right, this is bollocks”) and maternal reassurance (“I’m very sorry its too late – but you’ll learn from this I’m sure”) and comes out of the whole thing rather well.

I Feel Like Being A Fisherman!

If You Love Tornado Footage

This guy shot this footage from an airplane.

If You Enjoy Watching Mexican Luche Libre

Be prepared for some new characters.

Maximo is one of the “Exotics,” a group of effeminate fighters in the testosterone-fueled world of Mexico’s Lucha Libre, the inspiration for the World Wrestling Federation, now World Wrestling Entertainment. Known casually as “gay” wrestlers, Exotics have been around since the 1970s but are experiencing a wrestling revival. Their characters are strong, yet sensitive good guys overcoming evil, they say.

Hillary Clinton Loves Her Some Steeler Football!

Especially since she needs to win the Pennsylvania Primary to stay in the race.

And these guys have some spot on analysis of the situation.

If You Think Your Golf Game Is Awesome

This guy has you beat.

Playing with a group of fellow blind veterans enrolled in a Veterans Affairs health care system program, Dunham’s volunteer assistant lined him up with the ball, handed him a 9-iron and stepped back.

Dunham swung through the ball, hit it squarely and it landed softly on the green, taking one hop before nestling into the bottom of the cup.

Dunham’s group erupted into a cacophony of cheers and high-fives

If You Want To See A Tractor Trailer Hanging From A Bridge

This story is for you.

The accident occurred in a location close Angel’s Landing in the Provo Canyon.

The only thing preventing the tractor from falling over the side and crashing into the river was a safety chain that snagged the guard rail.

A State Trooper says that the driver is at fault for the accident.

Run! The Millipedes Are Coming!

At least to England.

Later this month, thousands of inch-long black millipedes are expected to hatch and wriggle their way into baths, beds and kitchens on the Sandwood Estate on the west Sutherland coast.

Attracted by light, the millipedes will enter houses through tiny cracks and climb up internal walls and across floors and ceilings. The invasion is expected to last until August.

The local council says it cannot help so the estate owner, the John Muir Trust (JMT), has come up with a novel solution. Based on experience in Australia, where homes have suffered similar invasions, residents are being urged to black-out their homes at night so they are less of a target. European black millipedes – tachypodoiulus niger – are most active between one hour after sunset and one hour before dawn.

One resident planning to impose a blackout is postmistress Bridget Graham, who has lived in Balchrick for 37 years.

“I’ll try anything,” she said. “They could start appearing any time now and everyone is desperate to stop it. They are horrible. They start in April and last year they were still coming in in October.”

If You Want To Get Paid To Smoke Pot

The University of Iowa has a job for you.

The study examines how marijuana affects brain function and cognition, with particular attention to the duration of use and the age of first use. The measure is brain imaging studies and achievement tests, such as for math and verbal skills.

Robert Block is an associate professor in the school’s Department of Anesthesia and the lead investigator on the project. He says the group is looking for pot users and control subjects who consume alcohol and tobacco – but not marijuana – to participate in the study.

Subjects receive $20 for an initial screening session. Those that participate fully pocket $600.

If You Smell Human Waste In Your House

It may have been left by a burglar.

The family, who wishes to remain anonymous, said it is offering $1,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the culprit.

The family left its Gore Orphanage Road home around 6 p.m. Saturday to attend a local function and returned about 10:45 p.m. They went straight to bed, and the next morning were awakened bright and early by their 8-year-old son, who found his mother’s Longaberger basket full of feces and urine.

“We’re very upset about this, very upset,” an anonymous family member said. “It’s a birthday my son will never forget.”

The basket, which was ruined, was worth about $200 and was filled with 15 Nintendo DS games valued at $30 to $40 each, the report said.

Nothing appeared to be stolen, but the homeowners found that their bills had been sifted through.