If You Were Waiting For Your Daily Fix Of Drunk Guys Shooting Arrows At Oncoming Traffic Stories

Here you are.

Police say Two Bulls had a large razor knife, smelled of alcohol and slurred his words.

Two motorists called police.

People in one car said they saw a man shoot an arrow at another vehicle before taking aim at them. They say a third vehicle also passed while the man was aiming at cars.

If You Want To Eat At The New Minnesota Baseball Stadium

Be prepared for some nastiness.

Milwaukee has its brats. San Diego has its fish tacos. Los Angeles has its Dodger dogs. And now the search for the signature food at the new Twins ballpark is underway.

It began Tuesday with the selection of Sportservice, a division of Delaware North Companies, to run the stadium’s concessions.

“We’re looking to do something with walleye, maybe on a stick,” joked Rick Abramson, president of Delaware North.

If You Want An Excuse To Avoid Scottish Beaches

This may be your ticket.

Sewage-related debris levels have fallen to record lows in England and Wales but continue to account for around 26% of waste on Scottish beaches.

Carrier bags, drinks bottles and cigarette butts contributed to the plastic waste which made up the main source, 29.7%, of the litter on Scottish beaches.

If You Want To Know How Wal-Mart Executives Acted Behind Closed Doors

You may now have the opportunity to find out.

After receiving a verbal commitment that Flagler would be used for meetings in the future, Wal-Mart abruptly ended its deal with Flagler in 2006 causing the company to lay off most of their employees, according to Flagler. Representatives from Wal-Mart tried to buy the library in 2007, but Flagler and Wal-Mart could not agree on a price so the sale never happened.

Now, Flagler is offering the tapes to anyone else who might be interested, including the media and plaintiffs’ attorneys.

If A Guy Offers Cheap Dental Service

You might want to check his background.

Deputies say Luis Sanchez ran a red light and was stopped in Palm Beach. When deputies checked the car they found the rusted and bloody dental instruments.

After questioning Sanchez, deputies discovered Sanchez was practicing without a license, deputies said. His home was later searched and more equipment was found, investigators said.

If Your Job Is To Wear A Mascot Costume For The Pittsburgh Steelers

Try not to get arrested.

Kenneth Hahey, 24, of Mt. Washington was charged with drunken driving after he was stopped in the South Side in January, according to Pittsburgh municipal court records. His blood alcohol level was .166, according to a police affidavit.

Steelers spokesman David Lockett said Hahey has been “released from his duties.”

Lockett said Steely McBeam will still be a part of the Steelers.

Remember The Penn State Basketball Player Arrested for “Public Indecency”?

Well, more details are coming out.

The woman told police that after 15 minutes of conversation with Pringle, she heard the sound of adjusting clothing followed by a “smacking sound, like Pringle’s hand was smacking against the skin of his body.”

The victim said she did not turn around because she was afraid, adding that she believed this to be the sound of masturbation and could see a reflection of Pringle’s hand moving back and forth, according to the criminal complaint.

The woman told police that Pringle then answered his ringing cell phone and proceeded to make “moaning sounds” and “sounded like he was short of breath.”

Frightened, the victim said she sent a text message to her friend asking for her to call her so she had an excuse to leave the area, according to the criminal complaint.

The victim told police that after walking through the bookshelves while answering her phone, she saw Pringle rubbing his hands together, “as if he had just put lotion on them,” and when she returned to her seat, she said she saw Pringle tying the drawstring on his sweatpants.

If You Sell Bodily Fluids On The Internet

Do better than this guy.

A probe by the Department for Business and Enterprise revealed he lied to officials, forged documents and falsified debts in order to avoid handing over his assets and continue trading under a different name.

He invented debts of more than £100,000 and claimed they were owed to a firm in Cyprus. Finally his business collapsed last year.

Gonzales – who called himself the Stelios of sperm and lived the high life on the Costa del Sol in Spain – owed £21,000 to the courier firm that delivered the samples.

No money was owed to donors for the site. But it is still unclear where Gonzales obtained the sperm.

Two years ago health experts warned that buying sperm over the internet was dangerous.

It could be riddled with disease or even come from ANIMALS, Department of Health chiefs said.

Mannotincluded.com had initial financial success.

The site’s first baby, a boy, was born to lesbians Jaime Saphier, 26, and Sarah Watkinson, 31, of Liverpool.