If You Want To Know What Warren Sapp Is Doing

Don has the pictures.

Man, I Hate Going To The Dentist!

If You Are A Guy Who Loves Meth, Wearing Women’s Lingerie, and Hiding In Women’s Closets

This guy could be your role model.
First, their eyes met.

While putting lotion on her legs, she realized a man was standing in her closet, staring at her with bright blue eyes. He was wearing a lacy negligee with fishnet stockings, a woman’s miniskirt, a sheer white blouse and a long brown wig.

For a second, time stood still. The woman stared back. The man hid his face in the crook of his arm.

But it didn’t go as planned for the guy.

Prosecutor Gina Williamson Skinner was clear to jurors what the woman was thinking when she first saw the man in her closet.

“She had no idea what was going on, what was going to happen, how much risk she was at,” Skinner said. “But what she thought at that moment was that she was going to be raped.

“It is every woman’s greatest nightmare.”

For nine months, the woman worried that the man might return. Until police told her they’d found their suspect — they had matched DNA found on a meth pipe the man dropped in her closet to a convicted felon.

So, why did Romeo do this?

He was high on methamphetamine, he said, and went to the Beaverton apartment complex on March 3, 2007, because he was invited to have sex by a woman he barely knew. But when he saw the woman sitting on the bed half naked, he realized she was the wrong woman and that he was in the wrong apartment. Basically, he was as surprised as she was, he said.

If You Were Wondering If A Frozen Cattle Head Recall Was Underway

Yes it is.

The FSIS said Elkhorn Valley Packing of Harper, Kan., is voluntarily recalling the frozen cattle heads because the animals’ tonsils were not completely removed, in violation of federal regulations.

The products being recalled are various weight bulk boxes of the heads bearing package codes “91700″ or “93700″ that were sent to distributors and wholesalers nationwide.

If You Love Stories Involving Brazilian Dwarves Playing Soccer

Then look no further.

The average size of the team is about 4ft, while the smallest player is just 3ft 3in.

Together the 11 dwarves play in Belem, north-east Brazil, taking on youth teams in 40-minute matches.

The diminutive team use full size goals, but this hasn’t proved to be a setback for their 4ft 7in keeper who managed to keep a clean sheet in their last match, beating the opposition by 4-0.

If Your Argument Involves The Dallas Cowboys

Try not to resort to stabbing each other.

At the scene, a birthday party, police found three stabbing victims, she said.

“The disturbance appears to have started out as a birthday party and an argument over two sports teams ensued,” Gamez said. “One of the persons attending the party started to cut people.”

According to police, witnesses said the argument was about the Dallas Cowboys and another team.

Police found a large quantity of alcohol at the party, she said.

If You Thought Your Blog Was Awesome

This site has you beat.

When Hatch-chan isn’t busy chasing a ball of yarn or fawning for the camera (or both), he’s on tour with Fujiiwara at a department store, television show taping or a “meet the fans” event.

I watched one such purr-sonal appearance yesterday on the Japanese TV show “Pets Pochi Tama”, and it was a sight to see… the nonchalant Hatch-chan yawned, stretched and licked his, er, fur in front of an admiring crowd of fans brandishing cellphone cameras and full wallets. The latter were soon depleted by the relentless Hatch-chan merchandising machine.