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Man, Talk About Stupid Compaints

It appears some Swedes were upset with getting too much cream with their pastries.

A petition was drawn up and twelve unhappy people signed, writes the Nya Lidköpings-Tidningen newspaper.

The written critique was then handed over to the bakery.

The most senior civil servant in the west-central Swedish municipality ended up calling the bakery and apologizing for the employees’ behavior.

If You Want To Start A Topless Fishing Club

Let the experiences of these guys be a lesson for you.

The women, in addition to regular boating duties, also prepare food and drinks for their clients.

“We had no idea this was going on,” said Dean Kubitschek, manager of the Fort Pierce City Marina.

Kathi and Harold “Captain Gil” Coombes, a husband and wife team, have run Smokin’ Em Charters for about eight years, the last four on the Treasure Coast.

They began offering the bikini and topless fishing tours in January, Kathi Coombes said.

She said they thought the service would appeal to bachelor parties and vacationers looking to combine beautiful women with fishing on board the company’s 44-foot Trojan.

Ok. So where is the trouble?

City officials did not agree.

Kubitschek said he told the Coombes when they applied for a slip that they could not have any nudity at public facilities only to discover brochures advertising just that in a restaurant at the Fort Pierce City Marina.

Kubitschek said the brochures, found a little more than two weeks after the company had docked at the city marina, were not in keeping with the area’s family atmosphere.

“I can’t have families running up to me with brochures with nude ladies on them saying, ‘What’s this?’ ” he said. “It’s not right.”

Kathi Coombes said the brochures were old and she had been in the process of printing new ones without any references to scantily clad women.

She also said the company operated out of another city-owned marina, Fisherman’s Wharf, for two months without a problem while waiting for a slip to open at the city marina.

Kubitschek said city officials were unaware of that aspect of their service during the two months.

Coombes defended the tours, too, saying the women come to the boats fully clothed. They wait to undress until away from shore, and those going topless wait to take their tops off until the boat is 3 miles out and in international waters, she said.

Oh. Damn busybodies.

If You Want To Build Your Own Tank

This youngster has you beat.

If You Want To Discuss Politics With Billy Packer

He is probably more accurate that the professional pollsters.

Packer’s poll results give us six women out of 120 who answered who would vote for Clinton, or exactly 5%. Meanwhile, the most recent national presidential poll that’s been taken, the CBS/New York Times poll that was just released, says that in a head-to-head match-up with John McCain, Clinton would win, 48% to 43%. I can’t find a male-female breakdown in that poll, but if Packer’s survey is correct, and only 5% of women would vote for Clinton, then she must have nearly 100% support among men to reach 48% of the population as a whole.

Or maybe the CBS/New York Times poll has flawed methodology. Maybe Packer should spend some time during the Final Four talking about how his sample of 123 women is far superior to the poll that his colleagues at CBS News have conducted, and that the flawed polling used by his colleagues at CBS News is the reason Clinton’s support has become “overrated.”

If You Try To Steal Cooking Grease From A Fast Food Place

Try not to get caught.

David Richardson, 49, was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of stealing grease after police said he siphoned it from a storage tank at a Morgan Hill Burger King.

A Burger King manager called police because he didn’t recognize the truck belonging to a man he saw siphoning the oil. When police stopped Richardson, his 5,000-gallon oil tank was half-full.

Police suspect the Illinois man, who worked for Restaurant Oils of America in Las Vegas, intended to recycle the oil at an Atascadero refinery for $1.35 a gallon. A full tank would have been worth $6,750.

If You Are A Drunken Tycoon

Try not to wind up like this guy.

Bianchi, from Bollington, Cheshire, was warned that he faced a jail sentence after being found guilty of drink-driving, failing to stop at the scene of an accident, failing to report an accident and careless driving.

Macclesfield magistrates heard that the father of two, a member of the Arighi Bianchi family of furniture retailers, had dressed in red tunic, skirt, breastplate armour and sandals to attend his goddaughter’s 21st birthday party in Alderley Edge.

After the event last September he drove off in his £30,000 Mercedes CLK cabriolet and crashed it into a tree on the A538 in Prestbury at around 5.30am.

He was trapped inside and the car caught fire but taxi driver Kierston Smith, 34, stopped to help.

With other motorists he managed to drag Bianchi to safety moments before the vehicle was engulfed in flames. Bianchi was put into the back of a minibus and driven away while Mr Smith rang police.

After a tip-off, officers found Bianchi waiting for treatment at Macclesfield Hospital. He was drunk, had a cut to his head and singed hair.

PC Gary Turner said: “He was dressed as a full Roman gladiator with a breastplate, body armour and skirt.

“His face and arms and legs were black through make-up. His hair seemed to be singed. He reminded me of Wile E Coyote, the cartoon character.

“He had cuts to the left side of his head and it was bleeding. He appeared to be drunk. He was able to speak but his speech was slurred.”