One Guy Overcame All Obstacles To Keep Smoking

Namely, police pepper spray and THE TASER.

Twenty minutes later police were called back to the same residence where the two individuals again informed the officers that their roommate had gone crazy, this assaulting the two individuals by violently shaking them.

Police found the man sitting on the couch smoking a cigarette. Officers told him he was being placed under arrest but the man refused to move from the couch after being told several times to stand up.

After refusing to comply after several minutes an officer sprayed the man with pepper spray but he continued to sit on the couch and smoke his cigarette.

Police gave the man one last chance to respond to the requests and get on the ground and when he still refused to do so an officer deployed a Tazer gun to the man’s back.

After being tazed three separate times, officers were finally able to get the man to the ground where he was handcuffed and taken out of the house on a backboard with soft restraints.

If You Want To Know If Stevie Wonder Can Ski

Here is the proof.

Seems Wonder and a dozen family members traveled to Mammoth Lakes for a vacation. They couldn’t have picked a more beautiful day on the slopes.

Maggie Palchak instructed the Wonder Man and KSRW’s own Cleland Hoff filled the role of second instructor. What a thrill! They said Stevie was just as sweet and wonderful as he seems during performances.

If You Want To See A Polar Bear Play With Dogs

Here you go.

Man! Talk About An Awesome Motivation Tactic!

Some tennis player I have never heard of just went Emo on himself.

If You Order Your Coffee While Naked

Don’t ask for extra napkins.

Gerrior pulled up to the window around 6:30 p.m. and fondled himself while waiting for his coffee, according to a police report filed in Marlborough District Court.

When a woman working the drive-through window handed Gerrior a napkin he had asked for, she saw he was nude and became too upset to serve him, according to the report. A second female employee handed Gerrior the coffee, and, she, too, saw him touching himself, the report said.

One of the women gave police Gerrior’s license plate number, and he was arrested later Sunday night on a charge of open and gross lewdness.

U. Of Idaho Football Just Made Me Turn Gay

Talk about sexy!

If You Have Waited All Day For A Rabid Bobcats In Arizona Story

Your wait is over.

Authorities didn’t release details of the two victims hurt at Peppersauce Campground in the Coronado National Forest125 miles southeast of Phoenix, but said they are being treated with a series of shots to prevent the illness.

Anyone else who was exposed to the bobcat at the campsite should immediately call the Pinal County Public Health Services District at 520-866-7347.

The bobcat is the fifth animal that’s tested positive for rabies in the county since January. Health officials reminded families to get their pets vaccinated to prevent the spread of the virus, which attacks the brain and spinal cord and often is fatal.

Human cases are extremely rare thanks to vaccinations, but Pinal County Public Health Director Tom Schryer said in a press release that people should also vaccinate their pets to protect themselves and the animals.

If You Want To See Barack Obama Bowl

It’s not a pretty sight.

If You Are A Drunk Who Steals Valuable Artwork

Take a lesson from these guys.

But by the time police arrived 15 minutes later, the thieves had escaped with six Papunya Tula board paintings from the Western Desert and a central Australian watercolour.

The pair, who police suspect were drunk, left behind fingerprints, video footage and spots of blood, presumably after one of the thieves cut themselves while escaping through the broken window.

The 37-year-old homeless man was later arrested at a bus stop in a nearby suburb and took detectives to where the paintings had been dumped.

The paintings had been turned inwards and propped against a tree surrounded by dense scrub.

“It appears the man was intoxicated,” major crime unit officer Senior Constable Bradley Currie said of the suspect, who was tonight in custody.

If You Have Been Banned From A Gym Because You Sweat Too Much

You aren’t the only one.

The 42-year-old psychiatric nurse, who teaches patients about cleanliness and hygiene, was confronted by staff at Cheshire Lines Health Club, in Maghull.

He said: “I was on the bike doing part of my usual routine when a member of staff walked over and sniffed me.

“I felt a bit paranoid but it was later in the week I was taken into the office to be told about the complaints.

“I kept waiting for the punchline but there wasn’t one, and when I went back as usual later in the week I was stopped from going any further than the entrance.”

The father-of-three said he was angry and embarrassed about what had happened and now feels paranoid about his body odour.

He said: “I work out for two hours, four or five times a week. I use the bikes, treadmill and cross trainer so of course I sweat.

“But no-one has ever said anything about my body odour, I use showers, shower gel, deodorant just like everyone else.”

But all is not lost for Mr Heatman, after he signed up at a gym closer to home where managers said he was allowed to sweat as much as he liked.