Because you may get attacked by a bear.
“We had the chainsaws on at full throttle and didn’t hear the actual attack,” the victim’s friend, Hans Skarp, told news agency TT.
“So I didn’t see the events unfold, I just saw him coming towards the path from the woods covered in blood.
“First I thought he had sawed his own head but then he said he’d been bitten by a bear. The left arm was worst. I took my belt and tied it around his arm to stop the bleeding,” Skarp added.
Despite being bitten on the arms, legs and head, the victim was able to make his own way to his car. His friend called emergency services. An ambulance was sent to collect the injured man at the village of Skattungbyn. He was taken to Falun Hospital.
According to the police, the victim retained consciousness throughout.
The victim told his friend that he had been attacked by a large bear.
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Namely, because they are addicted to Panda Pr0n
China said last November that it had 239 pandas living in captivity with another 27 living overseas. A total of 1,569 are believed to live in the wild and remote corners of the south west of China.
But the keepers are relying on more than pornography and dangling apples to improve the sexual skills of the panda.
Pandas are solitary animals in the wild and seek companions only during the mating season. Keepers are trying to familiarise pandas, which have often been bred in captivity, with members of the opposite sex.
A male panda is placed in a den occupied by a female, and vice versa, so that they smell each other’s odour.
With any luck, they may begin to show an interest in sex, often seen as symptoms of anxiety. The two are then placed in the same pen in the hope that they will have sex.
Pandas with a bit more experience may also be called in to help their more innocent companions. One official said: “We arrange lovemaking between two excellent pandas in front of inexperienced pandas which have never had sex. It does work.”
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