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If You Claim To Be Too Injured To Work

March 25, 2008 · 2 Comments

Don’t try to win concert tickets by running in high heels.

Garrett A. Dalton of Naugatuck has been charged with workers compensation fraud. He’s accused of taking part in a radio station’s contest for Hannah Montana concert tickets last year. Not only did he have to dress in drag but he had to carry an egg on a spoon.

Authorities were alerted after someone saw Dalton in a TV news report. Prosecutors say the 41-year-old collected more than $5,000 in workers’ compensation after he reported a work-related injury in June.

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If You Love Seeing English Football Coaches In Compromising Situations

March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Your search is over.

“Everyone is pointing out he seems to have scored more regularly in that video than Derby have all season.”

During the film, dad-of-two Jewell – wed for 21 years – ties a mystery woman in stockings to a bed with silk before they have sex.

In another clip the Rams chief and his lover – who is in her 30s and wearing a wedding ring – romp on the boot of his Mercedes.

The film is thought to have been made when he was Wigan manager. He is said to have quit the Premiership club to “save his marriage”.

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If You Are Afraid Of Gigantic Bunnies

March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Then stay away from this critter.

Both of them dwarf a previous pretender to the throne, a German chap nicknamed Herr Rabbit which was officially a mere 22lb and 3ft 1in.

It won’t be long, however, before Amy has to surrender her title.

She and Roberto have been busily breeding in their reinforced hutch at their home in Worcester, and Mrs Edwards is confident that one of their 32 offspring will turn out even larger.

The reversal of fortunes in the battle of the superbunnies has astonished the owner of the heavyweight pair.

It was in 2004 that the Daily Mail highlighted Roberto, who was 3ft 6in from back legs to front paws and weighed an astonishing 35lb – heavier than the average three-year-old child.

At that time Amy, who is a year Roberto’s junior, was a mere 18 inches long and weighed just over a stone. Two years later Roberto fought off challenges to his title from a German giant called Rudi, who weighs 22 pounds and measures a mere 3ft 1ins in length.

big rabbit

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If You Think The Cubs Can Make Your Life Better

March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

You need help. Just like this guy.

Hopefully, good things come from this site. It’ll be therapeutic (I hope), as I try to move forward past this ridiculously painful heartache. Is this normal? Am I going crazy?

I’m pretty anxious to read comments from you all. Good or bad. I can take it. I realize this is kind of an insane thing to do… but, I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with her? Surely, you’d feel the same way if it happened to you.

Thanks in advance to all of my dear friends and family (and new friends along the way) who visit here and lend their support!

I’ve never done a blog before, and I don’t know how often I’ll keep up with this. But, I’ll try to give an update once a week on what’s going on… any new developments with Helen… the Cubs… and possibly a new romance. And, hopefully by October, the Cubs will be in the series and I’ll be having the time of my life.

Again… thank you all for participating, and eventually… I’ll get over it.

Part of me wants to say this is a joke. But, Cubs fans do have issues. So, let’s see how this plays out.

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If You Are A Red Sox Fan Who Has DirecTV

March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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This Is Why Live TV Is Awesome

March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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If You Have Ever Wondered If A Transgendered Man Can Become Pregnant

March 25, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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