If You Try To Drink An Entire Box Of Wine

Just don’t, OK? Just don’t.

The woman said the 42-year-old Bremerton man was unconscious in the hallway and smelled “fruity.” He had a bag with liquid in it and told her not to call police, according to reports.

An officer arrived to the man’s room and knocked at the door. After getting no response the officer had the employee open the room , where he found the man lying on the bed. The man didn’t respond to the officer at first and his eyes were half open, according to the report.

2 Responses to If You Try To Drink An Entire Box Of Wine

  1. He may have smelled fruity but after a case of wine he was never going to be fruity in the bedroom, brewers droop and all that.

  2. Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg

    Sounds like a typical white person.

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