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A Halfwit Politician Gets Smacked Down By A High School Senior

March 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

Which one of these groups do you think threatens this country more?

more threatening
or
Hamas

Well, a few days ago, some politician from Oklahoma claimed that homosexuality was more dangerous to America than Radical Islam. Whatever. Last I checked, my wife’s hairstylist didn’t hijack a plane and use it as a missile.

Anyway, a politician saying something foolish would not be newsworthy. But the son of a woman killed in the Oklahoma City Bombing in 1995 writing a letter to this inbred politician and laying into her is indeed newsworthy.

I’ve spent 12 years in Oklahoma public schools and never once have I had anyone try to force a gay agenda on me. I have seen, however, many gay students beat up and there’s never a day in school that has went by when I haven’t heard the word **** slung at someone. I’ve been called gay slurs many times and they hurt and I am not even gay so I can just imagine how a real gay person feels. You were a school teacher and you have seen those things too. How could you care so little about the suffering of some of your students?

Let me tell you the result of your words in my school. Every openly gay and suspected gay in the school were having to walk together Monday for protection. They looked scared. They’ve already experienced enough hate and now your words gave other students even more motivation to sneer at them and call them names. Afterall, you are a teacher and a lawmaker, many young people have taken your words to heart. That happens when you assume a role of responsibility in your community. I seriously think before this week ends that some kids here will be going home bruised and bloody because of what you said.

I wish you could’ve met my mom. Maybe she could’ve guided you in how a real Christian should be acting and speaking [my emphasis-ed.]

I have not had a mother for nearly 13 years now and wonder if there were fewer people like you around, people with more love and tolerance in their hearts instead of strife, if my mom would be here to watch me graduate from high school this spring. Now she won’t be there. So I’ll be packing my things and leaving Oklahoma to go to college elsewhere and one day be a writer and I have no intentions to ever return here. I have no doubt that people like you will incite crazy people to build more bombs and kill more people again. I don’t want to be here for that. I just can’t go through that again.

Bravo, young man. Bravo.

Categories: Awesome · Politics · my heroes

Footage Of The Tornado Hitting The Georgia Dome

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Thank goodness nobody was hurt.

from www.liveleak.com posted with vodpod

Categories: Weather

One Guy Loves The Lakers.

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Be sure to stick around for the dancing at the 2:30 mark.

Categories: Awesome · Congratulations · Sports

If You See A Man Walking Naked Down The Highway

March 15, 2008 · 1 Comment

Ask him if he is on a mission from God.

Callers told 911 dispatchers that David John Campbell, 41, of Fort Pierce was walking completely naked on northbound U.S. 1 near Kitterman Road. A deputy caught up with Campbell at 6 a.m. in the 6400 block of U.S. 1 as school buses were on the road, according to Campbell’s arrest affidavit

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If You Answer The Door Naked

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Don’t punch the 11-year-old ringing the doorbell asking for a donation.

John Briegel, 43, was arrested on Wednesday and released the same day on $6,000 bond, it was reported Friday.

A woman flagged down a Groveland police officer and told him that a neighbor had just hit her 11-year-old son in the face, the newspaper reported.

The boy said he was collecting money for his school’s fundraising campaign when he rang Briegel’s doorbell four or five times, the arrest affidavit said. The boy said Briegel answered the door naked, berated him for ringing the doorbell, then struck him on the side of the head with a closed fist.

Briegel admitted answering the door nude and yelling at the boy, but he said he kept his body hidden behind the door and denied hitting the boy, according to the affidavit.

Categories: Clowns · Crazy old people · Crime · Current Events · Disgusting · Duh! · Dumb foreigners · Nudity · Stupidity on display · cars · drunken idiocy

Another Mockery Of Duke Basketball!

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Categories: Clowns · Nudity · Sports

Wow! She Once Was A He??!!?

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Holy cow!

That’s right Candis was born Brendan McDaniel. Now be honest, would you have known if I only posted the pic? I will be honest and say I would have never known. She flat out looks smoking hot in that picture. Not even one of those “Well if I was at the bar, it was dark and I had had a few drinks…” kind of scenarios.

Categories: Awesome

Joe Torre Seems Excited About The Dodgers

March 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Especially when he is sleeping and picking his nose for excitement.

The 68-year old manager was first spotted by several photographers after attempting an aggressive nose pick that appeared to bring back feeble results.

“He was really going for it,” said one onlooker in prime seats adjacent to the Dodger dugout. “I didn’t see him pull out anything good, but his index finger was up there for so long that I think he must have gotten light-headed and just fell asleep. The nap was a good 15 minutes — at one point he was using Lasorda’s right breast as a pillow. It’s a good thing Tommy was there today.”

Categories: Awesome · Crazy old people · Sports · Steroids