More Cheerleaders Doing Stuff They’ll Regret In Ten Years

And Don has the goods on them.
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Clay Buchholz Is A Lucky Man

He is the Boston Red Sox pitcher dating a Penthouse Pet named Erica Ellyson. Well, it seems she really likes hanging out with the guys.

Thanks to Don.

If You Go In For Leg Surgery

Just make sure they don’t operate somewhere else.

On February 29, the woman mistakenly underwent a colostomy procedure instead of a leg operation, the paper reported. Members of medical team involved in the incident have since been suspended from their duties. According to Frankenpost, two of these doctors were chief physicians.

If Crooks Steal Your Prr0n Collection

It takes a lot of guts to report it to the police.
What was stolen?

A DVD player, a few dozen DVDs — nothing out of the ordinary, except that the DVDs were far from family-friendly.

The 39-year-old, who lives in an apartment in the 800 block of Berwick Boulevard, told police thieves took nearly 40 pornographic DVDs. The collection included 30 assorted titles and a 10-disc box set of ethnic-specific movies. Thieves also took a $200 DVD player.

If Your Friends Bet You $30 To Run Naked Across A Frozen Lake

Try not to get arrested.

“On 3-13-08 at approx. 1620 hrs., Dep. Zarletti was parked by the Silver Lake DNR boat launch when he was alerted by a citizen that a male was running across the frozen lake in the nude. Dep. Zarletti located the subject and identified him as John F. Greely (18) a local resident. Greely was wearing nothing but socks, and he was sober. He reported that he streaked on a 30 dollar bet. Dep. Zarletti issued him a county ordinance citation ($753.00 bond) for lewd and lascivious behavior. It’s unknown whether he recovered on his bet.

Today’s Moronapalooza

Sinistar has all the dish from the bowels of the moronosphere.

Duke Basketball Is Hosting A Camp This Summer

And here is the form.

Yup. It Appears As Though Another American Gladiators Star Has A Sordid Past

Now, it’s some guy named “Justice”.

If You Want Adult Entertainment At Your Bar

Make sure you aren’t too close to a graveyard.

Right after Doc’s owner Kenneth Coady’s lawyer laid out all the reasons why the board should approve the special permit, Zoning Board of Appeals Chairman Jonathan M. Bruce asked that the members vote to deny the proposal.

The board based its decision on the fact that the rear, wooded portion of the Sacred Heart of Jesus Cemetery is within 400 feet of Doc’s property line. The cemetery is zoned residential. The town’s zoning code says any adult entertainment facility has to be farther than 400 feet from a residential zone.

“There are very few that are this clear,” Mr. Bruce said. “They need to be 400 feet from a residential zone. They’re not. I would entertain a motion to deny this application.”

If You Work For A TV Station

Don’t misuse the van.

The El Paso stations, KDBC-TV and KVIA-TV, were at the legal drag racing strip Friday night when a crowd of onlookers apparently convinced a pair of photographers and a part-time anchorman to race.

Charlie Bernal, a 25-year-old photographer for KDBC, said he was fired Tuesday after his bosses saw the race on the video sharing Web site YouTube.

Why do I get the feeling I am watching something that might have happened in the movie “Anchorman”?