If Your Neighbor Blows His Snow Onto Your Yard

Don’t do what this guy did.

But police say even they’re stunned by the latest allegation.

“It was a storm, all right, a storm in the extreme,” said Quebec City police Const. Catherine Viel, adding that they’ve never seen anything like it.

Police allege the man became fed up when a snow-removing contractor accidentally blew the white stuff onto his property. He began yelling and banged on the tractor door with a shovel.

She apologized, but the man allegedly went to his garage and grabbed his shotgun, authorities say. Police say he then took out his gun and pretended to cock it.

She got scared and called police, who arrested the man for negligent use of a firearm. Police also seized about a dozen other weapons from the man’s home. He’s apparently a gun collector.

I Have Official Footage Of What The Next Six Weeks In The Democratic Race Will Be Like

Justin Timberlake Let Madonna Give Him An Injection In The Rear

Wow. Somehow, I get the feeling the words “Justin Timberlake” and “In the rear” go together like peanut butter and jelly.

Anyway, here is some stupid article about Madonna. I really don’t care, except that the picture is priceless.

“We had a recording session in London and I wasn’t feeling well. She said: ‘Would you like a B12 shot?’

“She reached into her handbag, pulled a ziplock bag of B12 syringes and says: ‘Drop ‘em.’

“I don’t know what you say to that, so I dropped my pants.

“She gave me the shot in my ass. It was one of the greatest days of my life.

“That is what Madonna will always be to us. The shot in the ass when we really need it.”

Justin – who produced Madge’s latest album Hard Candy – added: “She’s a woman on top and I’m sure she is enjoying that position.

Whatever. Anyway, Iggy Pop was also on hand. And he at least had some talent at one time.

Another Prominent Political Hack Is Caught With Prostitutes

But this dude just called Elliot Spitzer a rookie and a piker.

Tehran’s police chief, Reza Zarei, has been arrested after he was found nude in a local brothel with six naked prostitutes,[WOW!-ed] according to report on the Iranian Farda News.

OK, that’s one thing. But what did this guy do as part of his day job?

Before he was arrested, Zarei was in charge of the programme for the ‘moralisation of the city’.

It is alleged that in the past six months, hundreds of young people have been arrested in Iran for not respecting the Islamic code of behaviour.

Oh. I see.

This Is Your Public Sevice Announcement About Breast Health

Here is some medical advice.

Typically, in your 30s your breasts still have good elasticity and tone, says Shirley Archer, a health-and-fitness educator at the Stanford University School of Medicine and author of “Busting Out. ” If you have kids now, you’ll notice changes post-baby. While your breasts get bigger during the actual pregnancy, you may, alas, permanently go down a half-cup or cup from your original size once you’ve given birth and/or breast-fed. (This phenomenon is called breast involution, a process where the milk-making system inside the breast shrinks because it’s not needed anymore.)

Remember Mary Ann From Gilligan’s Island?

Well, she just was arrested for possessing pot. In Idaho.

Wells is now serving six months’ unsupervised probation for the crime. She was sentenced Feb. 29 to five days in jail, fined $410.50 and placed on probation after pleading guilty to one count of reckless driving.

The guilty plea came as part of an agreement with prosecutors in which three misdemeanor counts — driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance — were dropped.

The case began the night of Oct. 18, when Teton County Sheriff’s Deputy Joseph Gutierrez arrested Wells as she was driving home from a surprise birthday party. She posted $4,000 bond and was arraigned on the charges the following day, pleading not guilty. A trial on the matter was scheduled for March 13, but was canceled because of the plea agreement.

According to the sheriff’s office report, Gutierrez pulled Wells over after noticing her swerve across the fog lines and center lines of State Highway 33 and repeatedly speed up and slow down.

“I exited my patrol vehicle and immediately was able to smell a strong odor of burning marijuana,” Gutierrez wrote in his report. “As I approached the vehicle I noticed all four window (sic) of the vehicle were lowered and the female driver was not wearing a jacket.”

If You Get Attacked By A Toilet Door

You must be a soccer player.

The source added: “The dressing room was relaxed and happy after the match – it was a case of job done.

“It seems that there was something seriously wrong with the toilet door.

“I don’t know if fittings had come loose or what – but when Darren went to open the door, it came away and clobbered him.

“It was a nasty wound but it could have been worse.

“The other players were looking about scratching their heads in disbelief but at least medical staff were right there on the spot.”

Fletcher is not the first United player to suffer a bizarre mishap.

Former Old Trafford favourite David Beckham sustained a head graze after a flying boot, reported to have been kicked by an angry Sir Alex Ferguson, hit him in the face.

Other strange football injuries include Chelsea goalkeeper Dave Beasant who hurt his foot and had a spell on the sidelines after he let a salad cream bottle slip from his grasp.

Leeds star David Batty hurt his ankle after a toddler drove over it on a tricycle.

And more recently Dundee striker Derek Lyle had to miss Saturday’s 2-0 Scottish Cup defeat by Queen of the South after he fell through a coffee table and cut his stomach.

The Next Time You Get Drunk

Try not to kick in a cop car window.

Township Police Sgt. Jim Sanderson said he was making a routine bar check at about 11 p.m. and returned to find his vehicle damaged. He said the vehicle’s video camera was in “sleep mode,” but still records about two frames per second, compared to 26 frames per second at its active speed.

The video showed a man jumping on the hood of the cruiser and kicking in the windshield.

After Sanderson printed a still photo, bar patrons identified the man as a 40-year-old who had been fired from his job with the Michigan Department of Transportation earlier in the day.

If You Don’t Follow Soccer

Maybe this posting will help you change your mind.

One Guy Doesn’t Like The Hype Surrounding Tyler Hansbrough

Lemme see. Aren’t some of the words and race issues (now reversed) basically the same kind of observations that had led to premature dismissals of other sports hacks?

Again, most college players don’t coast. Why does Hansbrough get bonus points for simply accomplishing what everyone else does? Were Kevin Durant and Greg Oden coasters? Is Georgetown’s Roy Hibbert a coaster? Name a coaster of a top player on Tennessee or Memphis or UCLA. You can’t.

And I’m trying to remember the last time a black player was called the face of college basketball. Maybe it has occurred 500 times. I just can’t remember.

Analysts for my network, CBS, portray Hansbrough as a crime-fighting special-forces soldier. He’s Batman Hansbrough. The only thing missing during some broadcasts of his games is the waving of the American flag and the singing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Tyler Hansbrough: He pulls cats out of trees.
Tyler Hansbrough defeated the Houston Rockets.
Tyler Hansbrough doesn’t do HGH. He is HGH.
Amy Winehouse is addicted to Tyler Hansbrough.
Brett Favre has a Tyler Hansbrough poster on his bedroom wall.
Tyler Hansbrough’s toenail clippings are for sale on the Chinese black market.
Superman wears Tyler Hansbrough pajamas.