Treadmill Handstands Are Safe!

Thanks to these guys.

Do You Love Yoga? Do You Love Clowns?

Then look no further.

“I think that because kids are shuffled from one activity to the other they aren’t allowed to relax like they should,” she said. “My hope is that my students will make the most of the powerful transformational tools that I teach them throughout their lives to help fulfill their dreams.”

While she loves helping children be healthier, her biggest challenge is getting them to let their guards down. That’s where her clowning talent comes in handy.

“Being a clown, my primary motivation for waking up each morning is to seek out and create fun in otherwise ordinary, everyday situations,” she said. “My special way of engaging young students makes yoga so much fun. They don’t realize they are exercising.”

Alan Lowenschuss is also a yoga instructor who knows his way around a unicycle. In Naples, Fla., he’s known as Banana Peel the Clown.

With three years of experience as a self-taught clown and seven years teaching yoga, Lowenschuss has faced some harsh financial realities.

College Athletics Is Awesome!

Especially when you can see fine athletes such as this:

Chicago Cops Are Fine Gentlemen

Especially when he was hit with THE TASER.

“Schmidt was on the second floor of the tavern intentionally jumping in the air and landing on tables with his back and breaking them,” the Village of Forest Park said in a statement.

Forest Park Police arrested Schmidt for criminal damage to property, Aftanas said. At the station, Schmidt resisted instructions, elbowed an officer in the face, and “attacked” a sergeant, according to the statement.

Schmidt also spat blood at a paramedic and hit a paramedic in the neck, said Cook County state’s attorney spokesman John Gorman. Aftanas disagreed that a paramedic was punched.

No one was seriously hurt in the incident, a source said, though Schmidt was taken to Oak Park Hospital. Schmidt’s blood alcohol level was three times the legal limit for driving, Gorman said.

The Next Time You Have An Anti-Shark Device

Make sure a shark doesn’t eat it.

Whilst being tested in South Africa, under the supervision of the Natal Sharks Board, a female great white ate a Shark Shield device that had been attached to a float. This has been the cause of speculation that the electrical fields designed to repel sharks might in fact attract them.

Oops.

Fellas, If You Need A Reminder Why You Should Always Treat Your Ladies Right

Take this poor guy’s plight into account.

Her husband Shahin, denies the accusations, claiming that it was “her billionaire friends who had put such ideas in her head.”

A long-stemmed rose in Iran costs 20,000 rials, just over £1 – so the full bouquet would cost around £134,000.

Under Iranian law mahr, offered by the man to the woman at the time of marriage, can be claimed at any time during their married life or divorce proceedings.

Iranian authorities have seized Hengameh’s husband’s apartment – worth 600 million rials (£32,500) – until he has bought her all 124,000.

If You Want To Know What Scouts For The Red Sox Are Doing

They are busy getting arrested.

Jesse Levis, 39, faces two felony counts of committing lewd and lascivious acts in the precense of children less than 16.

Police and a U.S. Marshals task force arrested him at a Melbourne hotel after he was kicked out of the Springhill Suites in St. Lucie West where the incidents happened

If You See A Small Plane Landing On A Golf Course

It may be because the pilot’s son is late for tennis practice.

Instead, they found Robert Kadera, 65, and his 14-year-old son trudging through the snow, Prince racket and a bag of tennis balls in hand. They had parked on the 7th fairway, just 20 feet south of the retaining wall for Illinois Highway 22.

“We’re all pretty dumbfounded,” Lincolnshire Police Chief Randy Melvin said Monday. “I don’t have any idea what the guy was thinking. ….. He was going to park his plane across the street like nobody would notice.”

Police are investigating the possibility of charges, which at the minimum could include trespassing, he said. Kadera didn’t ask Marriott Lincolnshire for permission to land at the golf course, Melvin said.

The Federal Aviation Administration confirmed that it is investigating the incident, which occurred at about 1:50 p.m. The FAA “will look at what happened and why,” said spokeswoman Elizabeth Isham Cory.

It will review the pilot’s certification, whether rules of flight were followed and whether the aircraft was properly maintained, she said. The FAA could impose civil penalties that could result in revoking the pilot’s certification, she said.

I Doubt The Veracity Of This Title

It claims 24 hour drinking is not a good idea.

Culture Secretary Andy Burnham said the first official review of the law showed it was achieving “mixed” results.

But he added that tougher enforcement was needed to make sure people could enjoy the “freedom” of late licences without boosting violence and anti-social behaviour.

Good Grief! Paris Hilton Is Back In The News!

It seems her recent well publicized trips with a “spiritual guru” were a fraud.
What a shock.