If You Want To See Creepy Old Men On A College Campus

Digger Phelps may be your guy.

If You Love Stories About Freakish Sports Injuries

These guys have a top notch list for you.
Some highlights:

* Back in the 70s, Norwegian International defender Svein Grondalen had to withdraw from an International after an accident which happened while he was out jogging. He collided with a moose.

* Soccer player David Seaman once broke a bone reaching for his TV remote

* In 1970 the career of Brentford’s goalie Chic Brodie was ended by injury following a mid-match collision with a dog that had invaded the pitch.

* Soccer player Milan Rapaic once missed the start of Hajduk Split’s season after sticking his boarding-pass in his eye at the airport.

* Indonesian star Mistar, 25, was tragically killed by a herd of pigs that invaded his team’s training pitch before a Cup fixture in 1995.

If You Have Been Searching For A Bacon Flavored Vodka

Your search is over.

Barack Obama Has Mad Phone Skillz

And Frank J has the proof.

If You Want To See The AP Rip Off A Blog

Here it is.
Thanks to Ace

If You Want To See An Awesome Catch

Here you go.

If You Want To See Athletes Try To Bake

Try not to laugh.

If You Want To See What Happens When A Bunch Of East Coast Liberals Finally Go To A Gun Range

Here you go.

So what did I learn in my time at the gun club? A few things:

-Anyone who bitches about gun control needs to go fire a gun sometime. Because guns are fucking cool as shit.

-I have spent the first 31 years of my life being a total fucking pussy. I’m basically a woman who happens to have a penis. All this time I’ve been doing things like starting a family and putting together a decent career. What a waste! I could have been fucking shit up the whole time.

-The Desert Eagle has absolutely no use as a practical weapon. If someone breaks into your home at night, and you have to bust out the Eagle to do some regulating, in the dark, against a moving target, with no ear protection, you will not only fail, you will also likely lose your thumb. And hearing. And LCD television.

-I could take down a liquor store if I really wanted to. But not a bank.

-One of my friends asked what they used for backing on the range to withstand the onslaught and prevent ricochets. Turns out it’s made out of bulletproof steel set at an angle, so that the smoking hot slugs skip up into a tunnel and are deposited into a recycling container. That blew apart my theory that it was made out of Bounty paper towels.

-I’m sure Ed went home to his wife that night and said, “Honey, I just saw 10 of the biggest faggots in my life today.”

-No Hillary donors in that store.

-The gun club has its tourist value, but there were plenty of folks there who were on the range specifically for training purposes. One woman was there with her boyfriend. He was teaching her to use a very small gun in a throwdown situation. I was happy I was not staying in Vegas for a very long period of time.

Today’s Example Of Classy English “Football” Fans

And they work in a Heather Mills reference for extra goodness.

What’s that sticking out of his sock,
Is it his ankle, is it his ankle

Eduardo Wwooooo
He had some silky skills,
Now he walks like heather mills wwooooo wwooooo

he used to run down the left
he used to run down the right
That boy Eduardo will run in circles for life

If You Like To Drink Vodka

This guy has you beat.