If You Want To Be A Zookeeper

Make sure the bears don’t attack you.

The victim, a student at Frostburg State University in Maryland, was participating in a behind-the-scenes tour Saturday as part of a program called “zookeeper for a day.”

The Next Time I Hear A Liberal In The U.S. Cry About Creeping Fascism

I want to turn their attention to Russia. Look at what happened to Garry Kasparov when he tried to lead a protest.

Kasparov and dozens of other demonstrators were detained hours earlier after riot police clashed with Kremlin opponents following a protest rally that drew several thousand people.

The former chess champion was forced to the ground and beaten, his assistant Marina Litvinovich said in a telephone interview from outside the police station where Kasparov was held.

If You Like Babe The Blue Ox

The town of Klamath, CA has a reason why the head is missing.

If You Have To Call A Plumber Over Thanksgiving Weekend

Don’t make any plans.

The day after Thanksgiving is by far the busiest day of the year for Roto-Rooter and other plumbing companies as garbage disposals and plumbing gets overwhelmed with the remains of our national feast.

Oh? What ususally winds up in the drain?

“When people get up in the morning the day after Thanksgiving and start cleaning their messes, we get slammed,” said Dave Walters, a plumber with Rescue Rooter, in Olivette. “We’ve had a couple forks, some silverware calls, but no turkey carcasses this year. But we’ve had that, too. The bones jam it up real bad. People see garbage disposal, and they think they can put anything down there.”

Oh. I gues I better wait until next week to flush that cornish game hen down the toilet.

Today’s Teacher Banging Her Student Story

Normally, I avoid these stories as much as possible, but this one is unique.

Not only was this Toronto teacher having sexual relations with one of her students, but the police are unable to prosecute her. Why?

Crown attorney Kene Canton told provincial court the decision to drop the charge was made after it was determined they did not have any “reasonable prospect of conviction.” Canton declined further comment yesterday.

Under the Criminal Code, no one in a position of trust or authority is allowed to have a sexual relationship with anyone under age 18.

But police laid the charge before obtaining proof the student was under 18 when his relationship with Queen became sexual. He was born outside Canada and, because of Queen’s abrupt arrest, decided not to talk to police, according to a source. If there had been a trial, the Crown would likely have needed his testimony to prove its case

If You Enjoy Seeing The Green-Red Axis In Its Full Stupidity

Here you go.

Honestly, I have never understood how Communists can align themselves with militant religiousists, but since we are fighting jihadis right now, I guess the Commies believe that any port in a storm is better than no allies.

If You Really Love Cars

Hey, lots of people love cars. Nothing wrong with that. But, I think one guy took his love a little too far when he went to a car show.

What did he do?

Court heard Wong was observed checking out three BMW vehicles on display at the BMW display at the Home and Garden Show on March 22. Then, he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.

Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweat pants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver’s door window.

Oops. And what does Mr. Wong get for his actions?

Wong was sentenced Friday to 90 days in jail, which he has already served in pre-trial custody, and put on probation for two years after earlier pleading guilty to three counts of indecent exposure, two counts of mischief, two counts of obstructing a peace officer and theft.

“Mr. Wong is a sex offender. That is what he is,” said Crown prosecutor Kimberly Goddard. “These are sexual offences done in public; voyeurism, exhibitionism …”

Well played. Well played. Maybe he thought the car resembled this: