So, You Like Doing Gymnastics?

This is why I don’t want my daughter doing gymnastics.

If You Want David Beckham’s Underwear And Bed Sheets

Then there is a contest for you.

Phone lines were blocked when the competition began after DJ’s claimed Beckham often left unwashed underpants lying around his hotel rooms.

Look, I don’t care if it was last week. This story is still silly. And soccer related. But I repeat myself.

If You Have An Algerian Basketball Player At Your College

Then make sure he doesn’t run up a $47,000 phone bill.

Jihadis Show What Animals They Really Are

Much of this article is pretty dry. The juicy and disgusting part is in the middle.

Meanwhile, horrifying new details emerged last night of the attempt by suicide bombers to kill Ms Bhutto on her return home from exile last month.

Investigators from Ms Bhutto’s Pakistan People’s Party said yesterday they believed the bomb, which killed 170 people and left hundreds more wounded, was strapped to a one-year-old child carried by its jihadist father.

They said the suicide bomber tried repeatedly to carry the baby to Ms Bhutto’s vehicle as she drove in a late-night cavalcade through the streets of Karachi.

“At the point where the bombs exploded, Benazir Bhutto herself saw the man with the child and asked him to come closer so that she could hug or kiss the infant,” investigators were reported as saying. “But someone came in between and a guard felt that the man with the child was not behaving normally. So the child was not allowed to come aboard Benazir’s vehicle.”

If You Like Jessica Alba

Then you are in luck.

Are You Embarassed By What A Road In Your Town Sounds Like?

You are not alone.

If You Want To See College Girls Fighting At A Game

Then you are in luck!

Ric Flair Is Politically Active

He has come out with his political endorsement.

If You Go To College In Texas

Then you may be able to pack heat real soon.

If You Are A Croatian Soccer Coach

Just leave the stationery and pens alone.