Just get more sleep.
Obviously, these dipshits haven’t had to live with a newborn crying at 3AM. But never fear! They do have a solution to that litle logical flaw.
“With the results of this study, new mothers must be wondering, ‘How can I get more sleep for both me and my baby?’ Our team is working on new studies to answer this important question,” said Dr. Matthew Gillman of Harvard Medical School and Harvard Pilgrim Health Care.
Well. Now I feel better.
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Just let it go, man. Let it go.
A witness reported seeing the man “intentionally” run over the deer, stop and look at it and then drive away. The occupants of another truck at the same restaurant picked up the deer and drove away. The witness followed the second truck and called in the complaint.
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What in the world? This is one party favor I never want to see at a party I attend.
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Then do I have the video for you.
What a shock it involves Kansas State?
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“He was lying there with his genitalia exposed next to the stuffed dog,” said Crown attorney John Peden. “While the police report doesn’t describe it this way, the dog might be appropriately characterized as now being anatomically correct, as opposed to its condition before he removed it.”
And you want the shocker of this story?
“All (his offences) involve being drunk, usually drunk as a skunk,” he said.
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Then you are in luck.
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It seems that they lost some sort of important soccer game or something. Well, what do they do besides get hammered? Some guy writes a whiny article in some local newspaper blaming the officials for the defeat.
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