Karl Rove Unleashes His Secret Weapon On Rosie The Hutt

Namely, an eagle.

How long before se claims it was indeed a right wing attack?

If You Love Eating At Disgusting Places

Then this is the place to go.

the nasty odor was coming from fluids oozing from the bar owner’s legs. Carl Scarberry is the owner of the Aristocrat. The bar remains open despite years of health reports showing the floors were soiled from blood and bodily fluids from leg ulcers.

I finally caught up with Mr. Scarberry. His legs weren’t leaking, but they were swollen, red and yellow. The place smelled horrible and we weren’t even allowed to go inside.

If You Pull Into A Bank Parking Lot

Make sure you avoid this guy.

Harris, armed with a wrench, according to Manatee County sheriff’s reports, chased Morris in the parking lot and struck his car. Nobody was injured.

If You Collapse In Your Car

Just hope a meter maid isn’t around

The witness, who does not want to be named, said: “She finally did not give a ticket – but it took two ambulance men and the driver to persuade her that this guy had collapsed.

“Was this the first pantomime of the season?

“Sadly no, it was just another day in the life of the public, the medics, the hospital and an apparently over zealous parking attendant.

“One has to wonder whether she was trying to meet a target – or whether she was completely devoid of common sense.”

Dumbass Goes Onto Naval Live Fire Range

In order to steal practice bombs

Description: White man, early 20s, wearing blue-brown and grey flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off, and dirty blue jeans. “The subject was also missing his upper front teeth,” according to a Marion County Sheriff’s Office report.

Another note: He must not be too bright.
A contractor at the range spotted the man with two blue, MK 76 practice bombs, described as “inert ordnance items,” by a Navy spokeswoman. The 25-pound bombs are designed with a triggering device to set off a smoke cartridge to mark the site of the impact.

Remember That SWAT Team Cavorting With The Hooters Girls?

Well, they’ve been disbanded.

If You Want To Join The Mile High Club

Don’t do it on this airplane.