If You Ever Had To Wear A Hideous Knitted Sweater

Then you are not alone. This website has compiled photos of some of the worst knitted and crocheted monstrosities ever known to the human race. Oh, and she has a book as well, so go and buy it!

If You Are Caught Having Sex With A Mannequin

Then South Dakota May be the place to be.

The evidence failed to show that Plenty Horse was trying to display himself in public. It was almost closing at the Pavilion, and no other patrons were around when the guard found the man.

The court said Plenty Horse’s action, “lewd though it may be, does not fall within the purview of the indecent exposure statute.”