BEER SCOOTER!!!!11!1

I repeat. BEER SCOOTER!!!11!1

Do You Want Easier Access To Beer?

Of course you do! And these heroes are making it happen.

If You Plan On Evicting Somebody

At least make sure you get the correct house.

And why am I not shocked this happened in St. Louis?

If You Have A Mounted Bison Head

Make sure your ex doesn’t try to torch it.

If You Have A Partial Elk Carcass In Your House

Don’t have children in the house

Deputies were immediately overcome by a strong odor and could see evidence of dog and cat urine and feces on furniture and on the floor in each of the rooms.

The carpeting had been removed and the exposed sub-flooring had a large amount of dirt and animal hair on it.

If You Enjoy Stealing Pumpkins

Don’t steal this lady’s one.

If You Fill Up Your Car At The Gas Station

At least remember to get back into the car to leave.

If You Like Brazil

You’ll love all the new oil discovered there.

A Truly Touching Moment

This photo ,and the accompanying story behind it, should be listed as one of the most touching and inspirational photos of the last few years.

Sadly, given the disgusting biases of the media, this photo, as of my posting time, has not been on any major Newspaper or News Program. That, to me, is shameful.

If You Pick Up Your Grandchild From School

Make sure you get your grandchild, and not somebody else’s